WAYNE JOON

CAN WE SEND THE #REDSOX TO THE MOON?

IS KATIE PERRY GOING TO THE MOON

Opening Day is great, but man wouldn’t a strike really make it sweet?!

David Letterman taking Richard Simmons to surprise New Jersey residents in 1994 is too good

One way to stop the bill from progressing, make the proposed voting requirements apply to buying guns. If they were just for buying guns, calling it Save America would make more sense.

So trump bombed Iran last year and set their nuclear capabilities back 5 years, then had to start a war bc of an imminent threat? Sure,

Chalamet was talking about SOAP OPERAS you fools.

My sources suggest Iran chose their new supreme leader since they already had the tshirts printed up. Smart.

"Can we get rid of this ayatollah T-shirt? Khomeini died years ago." "But, Marge, it works on any ayatollah-- Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi. As we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power." "I don't care who's consolidating their power."

Did Bad Bunny and Lady Gaga just get married?

@LouMerloni Being outbid in a trade by #Pirates would be low key funny

When this happens things will be clearer for some about the roster

Brad Stevens has been amazing. Turning a gap year roster into a potential top 3 seed in the east and resetting the #celtics finances gaining greater flexibility for next year and beyond? Yes and also yes.

🏈On February 1, 1989, the NES video game ‘Tecmo Bowl’ was released

#redsox we’re in desperate need of arms down the stretch, moved sandlin to the bullpen for possible sept call up, and he couldn’t crack that. #21 prospect on a crappy #whitesox team is like the 30th prospect on a decent team. Shuffling deck chairs on the titanic here.

When they trade Kyle Harrison for another utility guy…

Predictable. Terrible.

@MBTA_CR where are the providence trains through canton junction? Delays keep expanding?

The #nfl hall of fame is the #NYJets of halls of fame

When spring training ends with #redsox starting a Romy Gonzalez/ David Hamilton platoon at second, remember we lost Devers bc our GM can’t talk to ppl.

Thanks CJ Stroud!