Wayne Ericksonson (Wealthy)

@Stew_Pidbich11 Wakanda at this time of year is certainly a choice.

8 AM Plane Train #alwayskillyourself

Seeing a bunch of dweebs with the 125th US Open hats. I’ll stick to my ‘07 Oakmont hat, thanks. #oakmont #usopen

Did Nico Harrison sell his soul recently? Seems to be the most plausible explanation for why we got the 1st overall pick. #Mavs #NicoHarrison #Flagg #WhiteBoySummer

Great win from Princeton. Goalie out down 2 with some time on the clock was ballsy @HarvardMLax. On another note, let’s not forget about the absolute domination from @DukeMLAX tonight. Hell of a way to bounce back from the midseason loss. #getsome #ryangoldsteindid #3fo3

The only guy who can stop the red hot Blue Devils right now is…. Ryan Goldstein of the Cornell Big Red. FUCK WITH MY GUY. #getsome #slatesweep #teehee

Shout out to the Big Red band too. Hell of a day from the entire Cornell squad. #getsome

Min Roo Ree!! Ret Him Cook!!! 🧑‍🍳

I just shipped my pants‼️‼️‼️

Shooting paper trash into a trash can is so positive EV. Either you make it and don’t have to walk to the trash can, or you miss and you have to walk over there anyways. However, trying to shoot twice is super negative EV.

I think I just used my shampoo twice on accident but not sure.

This is why we don’t like Asians behind the wheel.

Took my Adderall so I could lock in for the US Open on PGA2k23. I won by 16 strokes. Also, they need to quit with these cut scenes to my rival while I’m mid-hole. I don’t give a fuck if Lydia Ko sinks a chip to save bogey. Another note, get these women out of the game. If I wanted to see women play with sticks and balls, I’d hit up PornHub.

There is absolutely no way EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting. No shot.

I’ve been walking for a long time now and still have no idea what to do when walking past someone on the sidewalk. #phone? #eyecontact? #staredown?

@skersby9mill No, fortunately. They had an early morning today working on my lawn, so they didn’t go out last night.

@WEricksonson754 Any beaners try cutting in line? It’s a problem around my parts. Hope this occasion was bean free - Rusty

Local line around the corner???? I don’t care if it’s cliche but the game NEEDS to be shrunk. Walked by the line and I could smell the Indians. I saw the Asians, but they didn’t see me. #shrink

This toilet just stole my wallet

Girls just showed up to bar. Label is GONE, @NotLuisScola

Tom Hoge has brought him back! He is the first round leader! He was, in fact, due.