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@Sargon_of_Akkad They want you to be eaten by the bugs.

Come-uppance for what? And what would it look like?

@michaeljknowles 3 makes me laugh so 3.

Which of these should be my new, Google-approved profile picture?

America's Founding Fathers, Vikings, and the Pope according to Google AI:

@Sargon_of_Akkad Bug refugees coming up soon.

There is no such thing as an Albanian refugee.

@ChayaRaichik10 You're really pretty

@TheAKGuy When out in public has anyone ever confused you with @DonutOperator and you just went with it because you didn't have the heart to tell them you're not him?

On a quick flight, passing some time. Ask me anything!

@elonmusk @Timcast Please go on Timcast IRL or Timcast Culture War podcasts. Or Pop Culture Crisis.

@Timcast 😂

Lol google is racist

@IanCrossland Wut

If I can snap my towel at the top of my shower and evaporate the moisture with the friction from breaking the sound barrier, can we not do that with clouds?

So real

@MelonieMac I'm assuming "slight" really means "significant". We'll see in a few years.

@Sargon_of_Akkad @lotuseaters_com Congrats Carl!

I have completed a degree in philosophy from Birkbeck College, UoL. I studied remotely and part-time in the evenings whilst founding and working at @lotuseaters_com, and the certificate finally arrived today. I got 68%, which was two shy of a first.

@DonutOperator You put an "s" on the end of Lego. Australians will be after you now. I put and "s" at the end of Lego and the entire continent of Australia was critiquing my use of "legos" and how Americans are the only one who say "legos" as the plural instead of "lego blocks". Good luck.

I ended up going with a far more superior sci fi series than Star Wars for my Legos.

@libsoftiktok I am shaking in my boots tempest lol

@piper4missouri Jess piper promotes obesity.

@Timcast YES! DOWN WITH CILANTRO!!!

Breaking news In a SHOCK poll Timcast finds that 98.2% of people favoring making Cilantro illegal

@Timcast Who cares about cilantro tbh

Addendum A. The law also makes cilantro illegal

I am proposing a new law It shall be illegal for any member of congress to trade stocks and to communicate information to third parties pertaining to the trading of stocks for the purpose of providing advantages. Do you agree? (𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘶𝘮 𝘈 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯)

@philthatremains Did she have that last name when you met her?

I just learned my ex wife is still using my last name. We divorced in 2017. For some reason that strikes me as kinda weird.

@AdrianneCurry All the world's a stage

@Rothmus @beinlibertarian

@FenixAmmunition It has begun.

Dig a trench around every large Democrat-run city and let them burn from the inside out. Just like you would with a forest fire.