WaffletheMan101

@LadyAngeIique @ironwheal @EXCELLENTZER01 @riotgames No it is not, you cannot protect yourself from breaking the law with terms and conditions. Breaking ToS does not allow Riot to break multiple laws in retaliation. It allows them to deny you service and keep any money you spent before you lost access to their product/service

@ironwheal @EXCELLENTZER01 @riotgames You literally agree to tos to play any game, no games allow cheating. You just choose not to read them. Tos is a contract therefore legally binding

Well, that escalated quickly. There’s been a wave of claims by cheaters about Vanguard “bricking” their PCs, so let’s clear that up: Vanguard does not damage hardware or disable your devices. The photo we posted is a picture of cheat hardware devices that are sold explicitly for cheating in VALORANT (not normal PCs or PC components). Through our latest updates, Vanguard now makes those devices worthless for VAL, but does not in any way brick PCs or PC components or PC software. Our latest update enforces standard platform security features, like the Input-Output Memory Management Unit (IOMMU), on accounts identified as using Direct Memory Access (DMA) cheating devices. These protections are already part of modern systems and when enabled, they block DMA cheat devices (such as those shown in the photo) from accessing memory in downstream applications, like our games. If a cheat setup continues attempting to cheat after those protections are enabled, the system may generate hardware faults or instability. This is expected behavior under IOMMU when attempts are made to read protected memory. Disabling IOMMU allows the cheat device to function again, but IOMMU will still be required to play our games. This means the cheat device won’t work with our games, but your PC isn’t “bricked.” We would not, and cannot, impact your PC’s functionality in any other fashion. This functionality only applies to systems attempting to use DMA cheat devices, and players who are not using DMA-based cheat setups are not affected. We’ll keep investing in anti-cheat to protect competitive integrity, and we’ll keep being as transparent as possible about how those systems work.

@DaireVickers @RJMorgan_ @porankov50951 @OdjnBluefire @riotgames No, as stated by riot game it won’t work AT ALL unless you reboot it and disable a setting. By the definition of the law this is malware and is illegal in multiple countries

@RJMorgan_ @porankov50951 @OdjnBluefire @riotgames The device is not damaged it just won’t work on games protected by vanguard it can be used on other games

@rynrynsignals 🤣🤣🤣🤣 As a fellow '99 fan this made me CACKLE

when you're past your prime in jp and ignored by global for not having enough hype aurafarming moments but atleast your series is embedded with secret sleeper agent chips that make your fans more sick in the head with themes and such than anyone else

@dezmc5 @kcwhiskey128349 @Zoya_ki_batein again there is no database, they would have to compare the child's DNA to every blood sample they have in every local hospital one at a time. Taking millions of tax dollars and 1000s of man hours

@WaffletheMan101 @kcwhiskey128349 @Zoya_ki_batein I’m sure they have her DNA in a hospital somewhere when she went for blood work and check ups. They will get her evil ass

This newborn baby was found in a dumpster in Houston, Texas. "The child appeared to be fresh out of the womb, with his hair wet, his skin pruned and his umbilical cord still attached." Thankfully, he survived

@Texaggie79 @MeownyLaunderin @Zoya_ki_batein No it won't, the foster care system already has more kids in it than people who can adopt. They are just going to sit in the system till they age out and become another homeless person. It happens literally every day

@MeownyLaunderin @Zoya_ki_batein And now it will be with parents who want it. There are massive waiting lists for newborn adoptions. But no, because it's birth parent doesn't want it, it's better off dead?

@kcwhiskey128349 @Zoya_ki_batein DNA tests require 2 samples, 1 from the child and 1 from the potential parent. I imagine you didn't know that because you are retarded. Unless you are advocating for a national DNA database (big brother is always watching)

@Zoya_ki_batein Glad he survived. Do a DNA test and imprison the mother for attempted murder.

@Bruh55317480 @tabnk2 @GackwrapSupreme @BluebriarArts holy shit you ARE retarded. Bricking someone else's hardware is ILLEGAL, designing a program to do so is a cybercrime. Distributing said software is another cybercrime. remotely accessing someone else's hardware with the intent of disabling is ANOTHER crime

@WaffletheMan101 @tabnk2 @GackwrapSupreme @BluebriarArts Even if you haven’t committed a crime doesn’t mean you don’t pose a risk man. Should you be arrested just in case?

This is an insane overreach of power!! If an anticheat detects you’re using a cheat device, it should shut down or suspend the game and report the suspected cheating, NOT INSTALL A VIRUS ON THE FUCKING COMPUTER you psychos

@Bruh55317480 @tabnk2 @GackwrapSupreme @BluebriarArts are you fucking retarded? Even if it hasn't done it yet doesn't mean it doesn't pose a risk. Not to mention this shit is straight up illegal in like every country that has internet access. You aren't allowed to use the internet to damage someone else's hardware PERIOD

@WaffletheMan101 @tabnk2 @GackwrapSupreme @BluebriarArts Again it’s never bricked any computer for anything that’s not hacks.

@Bruh55317480 @tabnk2 @GackwrapSupreme @BluebriarArts it is still a false positive you jackass, when the program flags something WRONG that means it can flag other things wrong. What if someone buys a USB attachment for like lights or a phone charger and the program thinks its cheat hardware and bricks a phone or the PC?

@WaffletheMan101 @tabnk2 @GackwrapSupreme @BluebriarArts That did not cause you to need to reset your pc. You simply turn off the anti cheat.

@bigmouthjoey How about you stop normalizing the removal of our rights to hardware ownership? Or are you one of those "you will own nothing and be happy" cucks? Plus there has already been a false positive with the deadlock fiasco, this is already hurting none cheaters and is massive overreach

@WaffletheMan101 How about you behave and make sure tk not cheat.

@boolymonfan @BluebriarArts you cannot disable someone else's hardware remotely if it was their hardware like an XBox or PS5 sure but this isn't Riot's hardware to touch and the EULA does absolutely jack shit to protect them in court, in most cases the EULA is thrown out entirely

@WaffletheMan101 @BluebriarArts I’m not sure how it violates the CFAA when it’s not unauthorized access? If it was using it to mine crypto sure it’d be illegal but I don’t think they’re doing anything they’re unauthorized to do after you sign the EULA

@boolymonfan @BluebriarArts and Riot Games could always just you know, not commit cyber crimes? This is straight up multiple violations of the CFAA, a federal crime

@BluebriarArts They could always just not cheat in competitive video games

@Bruh55317480 @tabnk2 @GackwrapSupreme @BluebriarArts what about the entire Deadlock fiasco? is that not a false positive?

@tabnk2 @GackwrapSupreme @BluebriarArts What if anything man. So far there hasn’t been

@Person012345 @2687Ax @AlastairGrayson @TW0HEADEDBEAST i literally showed you where the center for disease control says to not eat RAW PIZZA DOUGH because you could get sick and die

@WaffletheMan101 @2687Ax @AlastairGrayson @TW0HEADEDBEAST You know you can just say "oh yeah, my bad, actually it seems raw pizza isn't as dangerous as I thought and nobody has ever died from it".

that pizza will kill you if you try to eat it because it's RAW in the middle a "thin crust pizza" does NOT do that Ramsay only crashes out because these restaurants blatantly violate health standards and will 100% kill someone by serving them garbage

@Person012345 @2687Ax @AlastairGrayson @TW0HEADEDBEAST yeah because eating raw dough has a CHANCE to give you E. Coli, like this is basic germ theory dude. You CAN eat dirt and drink sewer water and be fine but there is a CHANCE that your body cannot fight off a bacterial infection and you could become sick with E. Coli and die

@WaffletheMan101 @2687Ax @AlastairGrayson @TW0HEADEDBEAST I mean come on bro. Get a grip.

@Person012345 @2687Ax @AlastairGrayson @TW0HEADEDBEAST right there

@WaffletheMan101 @2687Ax @AlastairGrayson @TW0HEADEDBEAST could you quote the part where it cites a death from eating poorly cooked pizza.

@Person012345 @2687Ax @AlastairGrayson @TW0HEADEDBEAST those are for those specific outbreaks wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/11… literally the first paragraph: "An estimated 73,480 illnesses due to E. coli O157 infection occur each year in the United States, leading to an estimated 2,168 hospitalizations and 61 deaths annually"

@WaffletheMan101 @2687Ax @AlastairGrayson @TW0HEADEDBEAST No it isn't. I am not asking you I am telling you 30 people do not die per year due to flour related illnesses. That's not a real statistic. This is the data I have found on flour illness outbreaks:

@Person012345 @2687Ax @AlastairGrayson @TW0HEADEDBEAST cdc.gov/food-safety/fo… this applies to all raw dough and even specifically mentions raw pizza dough

@WaffletheMan101 @2687Ax @AlastairGrayson @TW0HEADEDBEAST I'm not interested in hypothetical "what ifs" based on your assumptions.

@Person012345 @2687Ax @AlastairGrayson @TW0HEADEDBEAST Raw pizza dough contains both raw flour and raw egg. Raw flour can give you E. coli and kills roughly 30 people in the US on average. Raw eggs can give you salmonella, which kills roughly 420 people a year. So yes people can die from eating raw pizza

@2687Ax @AlastairGrayson @TW0HEADEDBEAST This isn't survivorship bias, do you have ANY examples of people dying from eating raw pizza or bread dough?