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@ElijahSchaffer @ICEgov She's gorgeous.....back of the bus!!!!

I am officially allowing one Indian to stay in Frisco, TX @ICEgov you’ve been put on notice

@MrLeadslinger I learned how much I hate bench shooting. It's absolutely the most boring shit ever.

It’s funny how when you start to get serious about your shooting, paying attention to what you’re doing and trying to meet high standards, you begin to have a real understanding of just how much you suck at it.

@CigsMake The cigarettes cost more than beer

This and a cigarette

@TheRealDudja It sucked balls

Do you love this movie

@alexbruesewitz @tedcruz Grown ass men, all of you are fucking retards

Not to overexaggerate, but I’ve never seen anything like it. @tedcruz and his staff literally sprinted down the hallway screaming “Nicki! Nicki! Nicki!” begging Nicki Minaj for a picture. I told Ted we were in a rush, we had to get to the White House and didn’t have time to stop for photos with every fan. (To her credit, Nicki stopped and took pics with as many staffers and elected officials as she could.) We just didn’t have time for Ted. Plus, brand-wise, it’s not exactly a good look to pose with Lyin’ Ted, so I was looking out for my girl. After getting turned down for the formal photo, Ted cornered us on the way out and his team snapped this shot as we were leaving just to make him look cool. Extremely creepy. I sure as heck won’t be taking any foreign policy advice from a guy who behaves like that.

Big Trouble in Little China (1986) Directed by John Carpenter

@ErinIshimoticha @SpaceX Chemical castration, don't allow this sub-human to breed.

Maybe @SpaceX can ask its engineers not to chant nationalist dogwhistles on the livestream please? 😒

@BlondeBigot11 You guys are in deep shit.

What a fuckin mess😂 The RCMP are a joke at this point

@7why__ydm Yes

Does anyone else spend the entire modern movie turning the volume up and down because there is zero sound consistency in movies anymore?

@lamps_apple What's crazy, it used to be so much better. We are going downhill fast.

“I'm just going to put it out there. Once you have been travelling around America for a substantial amount of time, when you come home, it is a very strange and slightly, truthfully, depressing feeling, okay? Traveling around America really opened up my eyes, really allowed me to see how I could be living, and just how many opportunities there are, and how many different amazing places there are, all in one country. Like, since I've been back home in the UK, I haven't felt like myself, which sounds so crazy. I now live for that adventure, that crazy lifestyle, that meeting new people, seeing new people every day, and I just long for it. And in America, it is so amazing. Seriously, Americans, what have you done to me? I need to come back in October, at the end of October, back to America. I can't wait. It's really kerfuffled me coming home from America. It has kerfuffled me.”

@Chesschick01 My mother had a hip replacement last year and now needs the other one. Getting old sucks!

@WeRcensored Unfortunately this was a step up step in shower with a metal bar at the bottom and metal on sides. My arms are pretty bruised and a massive one on my hip that I know is like layers down. I have an ice pack on it now.

I fell going into my shower tonight and now my kids are saying they are going to buy me LifeAlert 🤦‍♀️

@BrattyyMyla Burn in hell, demon.

Just ruined a 30 year marriage after i maxed out their joint account 🤣

@MelissaLMRogers Hope you bought a gun.

Okay guys, I flew to Texas to grab a Dunkin’ and I can confirm they have a LEGIT chance to disrupt the market in Canada and reduce Tim Hortons Also, Americans are SO friendly

@theliamnissan Move to Nigeria fuckstick.

True story, I once had an infection on my foot that required hospitalization. The nurses who took care of me were all Nigerian immigrant women, and they were the sweetest souls I've ever met. Immigrants are not the problem with America, billionaires who don't pay taxes are.

@goodcharls Did someone say faggot?

There’s a rumor going around that Stephen Colbert is a faggot. Any weight to this?

@CountryFirstRep You are one dumb cunt

YOU WERE PRESIDENT ON JANUARY 6TH, 2021, YOU ABSOLUTE CLOWN...

@theliamnissan You need a tampon for that giant bleeding pussy?

So this latest White House shooter was a mentally ill man who had many encounters with police and thought he was Jesus Christ. Only in America can a man like that obtain a gun. Thanks, Republicans

This hurts the United Sates. We want the best and brightest here. This kind of policy incentives the most exceptional people to choose an alternative country.

@ReichlinMelnick WHAT A GIANT FUCKING PUSSY! HERE:

I will never get used to this kind of obscenity being used in an official statement by the White House Communication Director. The White House no longer aspires to lead from a higher moral vantage point, it seeks to fight in the mud with the pigs.

@adgirlMM Deport this monster....

I know this is the most Gen X thing to say ever, but bring back skinny jeans. Or at least straight leg. These wide bottom jeans are just ridiculous. Let's move on. ✌️