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Sean Strickland and Arman Tsarukyan doing commentary over a dwarf MMA fight is too funny 😭 🗣️ Arman: "Is it legal to fight them?" 🗣️ Sean: "Can that guy even wipe his ass?" (via @BrandRisk)

This guy got electrocuted and couldn't let go of the gates, until a flying dropkick reminiscent of @WilliamShatner's best saved him. 🔊

Trump misses his brother.

@offworldnexus @DirectorBowen @Avalanche @DriveToyota You just admitted you’re sub 100 IQ. So there’s that at least

@DirectorBowen @Avalanche @DriveToyota I would vote for Kamala Harris to serve two terms before seeing the Golden Knights hoist the Stanley Cup.

Heading to Vegas with a mission.

@tonysthoughts88 @reporterchris I have no tickets because I watch online. But keep laughing LMAO like a fool to cope.

@Wormsbane @reporterchris LMFAO must be a Vegas Comp Ticket hero fan.

As Vegas stuns the #avs with two wins at Ball Arena to open the Western Conference Final, this stat becomes relevant: Teams starting 2-0 on the road in the series right before the Stanley Cup Final are 20-1 in NHL history all time. 👀👀

@WhosImmortal @GinoHard_ Refs have been worse in much of other games, so your hyperbole is more of an actual lol

@GinoHard_ Refs been riding Vegas this whole series lol

It looked like there was a penalty called for high-sticking on Brayden McNabb but after the officials discussed, there was no call. McNabb's hit Necas in the face with his glove 🫣

@tonysthoughts88 @reporterchris Please get over this league, and watch another. Whine over it all you want, this game was better officiated than others have been.

@reporterchris Over this league. Last game it’s a call on Colton, today you can cross check Necas in the face and it’s fine? Be so for real bro. Vegas golden children get rewarded for holding, hooking, cross checks and interference over and over again. It’s embarrassing

@LucaCelebre21 Well Vegas offense now after first two games delivered. Too bad you were wrong and undoubtedly false.

@Wormsbane Never said they were better, I said more dangerous. Which is undoubtedly true

Panic level after Game 1 is like no panic. This Vegas team isn’t close to as dangerous as the Wild offensively. If the Avs cut out some mistakes, they’ll control this series

@covie_93 It takes minutes on a plane to post it, but to be fair you’re using your peabrain to project how he spends all his time.

This is what he's missing his son's wedding to do????

@agentofspectre @realDonaldTrump You love jeeps. Only Cunts love gas hogs.

@realDonaldTrump You being a general Cunt to people was funny when you were actually a good president. Now you’re just being a Cunt.

Achilles gives Nolan a piece of his mind. No idea who made this but it's great.

@SenThomTillis Crybaby Tillis. If only you did not squander your time working for the American people, who deserve accurate representation above your own self interests and personal character flaws

Mr. President, completely agree about having a lot of fun over these next seven months.  But nitpicking? Some of your advisors are telling you to support things like:     - Using billions of taxpayer dollars to compensate convicted felons and thugs who attacked police. (Ed Martin)    - Pushing 50-year mortgages and Elizabeth Warren's housing bill over sound conservative housing policy. (Bill Pulte)    - Using taxpayer money to transform publicly traded companies into state-owned enterprises. (Howard Lutnick)    - Firing our very best generals and not holding Putin accountable for his systematic kidnapping, rape, torture, and murder of Ukrainian civilians. (Pete Hegseth)  If opposing these things makes me a RINO, then I gladly accept that nickname.  We need Republicans to do well in November, but the stupid stuff is killing our chances!

Will Sasso and Dan Soder are Macho Man Randy Savage, Hulk Hogan, Andre The Giant, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rodney Dangerfield, and Robert Deniro reading Andy Rooney quotes. 😂😂😂😂 (🎥@ChrisVanVliet)

Elon Musk just measured your existence by how many times your atoms have been inside a dying star. Musk: “How many times have your atoms been at the center of a star? I think it’s like on average three or four times.” Every atom in your body has already survived the core of a star. Multiple times. Crushed under pressures that would flatten planets. Superheated to millions of degrees. Blown apart in explosions so violent they forged new elements. Then gravity pulled those scattered pieces back together. New stars formed. And the cycle repeated. For 13.8 billion years, your atoms have been fuel for the most violent process in the universe. And they are not done. Musk: “In terms of existence as measured by the number of times your atoms will be at the center of a star, we seem to be roughly halfway.” Halfway. Your atoms have been through the furnace three or four times. They will go through three or four more. But right now, in this impossibly thin sliver between cycles, those atoms are doing something they have never done before. They are conscious. For billions of years before you, they burned through stellar cores with no awareness. No memory. No sense of what they were or where they had been. After you, they will return to that state. Unconscious matter drifting through space until the next star claims them. This is the only moment in their entire journey where they can look back at the stars that made them and understand. Musk: “If you want to look at the big picture… that’s the really big picture.” The big picture is not that we are small. Everyone already knows that. The big picture is that we are temporary witnesses to a process that does not need witnesses. Stars do not need observers to burn. Atoms do not need anyone to understand where they have been. The universe ran for billions of years with no one in it. It will run for billions more after the last conscious thing disappears. But right now, matter is examining itself. That has never happened before in 13.8 billion years. You are not a person who happens to contain ancient atoms. You are ancient atoms that briefly figured out how to think. The universe did not design consciousness. It designed stars. Consciousness was the accident. And the accident is half over.

@theleo27 @patriottakes Imagine going to a college class, with a teacher who rams down politics in commentary even when it’s unrelated to the class. But pea brains and hollow skulls like you don’t understand that very well, unfortunately.

@patriottakes except democrats tend to be more college educated and have college degrees. so, if you think democrats are the stupid ones in this scenario.....well that just means you are fucking idiot.

Katie Miller: “What’s a conspiracy theory that you believe in?” Liz Wright, wife of Trump Energy Secretary Chris Wright: “…The teachers unions want to keep the students stupid so they can control them and turn them into Democrats.”

@KumarRahul65453 @MarioNawfal Whatever you say Rahul of India. But what a rather funny obsession you have over US Politics, huh. Does being that level of fake work out for you very much?

@MarioNawfal Trump’s geopolitics starter pack: ☢️ “World ending tonight” 🤝 “Talks going very well” 📉 Oil market confusion

🇺🇸 Fox aired an interview with retired Robert Harward, former Deputy Commander of CENTCOM. The clip went viral for something odd though. The internet, of course, has theories...

@JoJoFromJerz @DrOzCMS @nickshirleyy “Mirror, Mirror” yourself but we already know you are an ugly cunt

@DrOzCMS @nickshirleyy You’re all fucking idiots.

On our way to Minnesota where fraudsters are about to “lear” a hard lesson on stealing from the American taxpayer. @nickshirleyy

The Blue Angels performing over Annapolis harbor yesterday for the Academy Graduation American Excellence