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FUCKING FACTS THEM OLD NIGGAS CAN DIE

@pauliejoy1 @X3XDestinyX3X That’s a stereotype you idiot lol

@WweDoBetter @X3XDestinyX3X Aren’t blacks known for being big? It’s very embarrassing that he’s not big

Scabbed up This is so 🤮 📍Florence Alabama

@luv1bun Always a victim sybau

I went on a date and ordered a loaded lava burger. He ordered his food, then casually told the waiter, “Cancel her burger. She won’t finish it.” My burger. Canceled. Without my consent. I just looked at him like, who gave you authority over my appetite? He smiled like it was “care.” I saw it for what it was—control disguised as concern. I told him, “Don’t manage what doesn’t belong to you.” The waiter went silent. Because at that table, it wasn’t about food anymore. It was about a man trying to decide what I’m allowed to want.

@tyDKee @ItsLowAndAway @CampusCoxx The hoe is the one who wants bigger! Not the other way around

@ItsLowAndAway @CampusCoxx So what bro if she like bigger dicks that’s wtf she like. I don’t see the problem go find you a hoe that like 6 in it’s seriously not that hard to find

Gloryhole lottery gave me THIS invisible dick 🍤💀 Told him straight up: ‘This won’t work… you can’t even see it.’ I almost sent him packing… Was I too mean or just keeping it real? Tell me below 👀 #Gloryhole #Micropenis #SmallDickProblems #RejectedHim #TooSmall #WasIWrong #SmallDickEnergy #Reject #NoSuck #DickReview #SizeQueenLife #BrutalHonesty #PublicShame

@pauliejoy1 @X3XDestinyX3X He’s on soft dumbass and tf does being black gotta do with anything

@X3XDestinyX3X How are you black and got that small ah dick 😂😂😂

@shantisdiary This is fat wtf

BBLs have ruined niggas brains they callin her fat

@YoNiggaOverHere What is small y’all just be saying shit

that lil dck shi ain't cute go get surgery nigga😒

@_FarmercistP_ Fckn hate blk women

His heart got shattered. The wife said she tried but couldn't stop. This scene hurts 🤕🎥🎬📸

@dariaisterrible @MuseBarnes Fck no that’s a typical base model no ass and Lightskin

@MuseBarnes That woman is a million times more beautiful than a white woman

why is Cooper Flagg settling for mid he can literally get Sophie Rain

@dannie117 @AUGUSTSHOOTER @preciousbabybre @hy_wemmy He’s the father dumbass

@AUGUSTSHOOTER @preciousbabybre @hy_wemmy Wait and you're the mom. Why would you give the babies last name away to a baby daddy? Weird.

Giving the baby YOU birthed, the dad’s last name when you don’t even have his last name will always be so weird to me.

@hy_wemmy If it wasn’t for him you wouldn’t birth shit

@_1alfred This nigga gay asf

NgL I'll be mad asf if my 🍆 was little. 😂 because this bitches won't enjoy giving me head 😭😂

@OutOfPocketChum @Owens1445 @drama_doll_ Just common sense

@WweDoBetter @Owens1445 @drama_doll_ Aw nah who hurt this little boy feelings so much he said this? Y'all should be ashamed fr 😔

Pls I want to know?

@Owens1445 @drama_doll_ Yeah by black hoes

@drama_doll_ Size definitely matters. Men with small 🍆 get cheated on

@rosethaaartist @MiaW38497387 Facts LeBron is dog shit or at least not on Jordan level and never will be

@MiaW38497387 None of that matter. How many finals he make it to and how many he won ?

4 rings 23 years. I know yall love LeBron but we gotta have a conversation at some point.

@BronMuse SWEEEEEPPPPPPPPPP

LeBron's historic 23rd season has ended. Glad I never took him for granted ❤️

@omotodun_ Yes

Men, be honest. If you met a woman with zero body counts, completely loyal and feminine, but she's a 4 out of 10 in looks. Would you date her?

@MS_Jibia @elgoritv @luv1bun You can’t trust these bitches

@elgoritv @luv1bun Why should you have any doubt in the first place? You usually know the kind of person you’re marrying. When you choose to marry an ashawo, you’re inviting suspicion and mistrust into the relationship and you can’t expect to have a peaceful, happy family in that situation.

Husband: “He doesn’t look like me… I want a paternity/DNA test.” Wife: “So after 12 years, you think I cheated?” Husband: “If you’ve got nothing to hide, it shouldn’t matter.” DNA test comes back… he’s the father. Husband: “See? Now I have peace of mind.” Wife: “And now I have clarity. I’m leaving.” Middle Son: “Mom… why does Dad hate me?” Husband: “You’re divorcing me… over a test?” Wife: “No. I’m divorcing you because you looked at your own child and saw doubt… and looked at your wife and saw betrayal.” Months later… Husband: “Can we spend Christmas together… as a family?” Son: “No.” Wife: “He deserves to be around people who make him feel loved.” Even later… Husband: “Why is everyone treating me like I’m the bad guy?” Everyone: “Because the DNA test proved he was your son… but your actions proved you weren’t acting like his father.”

@liyah_khadij So what’s considered small

They act like it’s not small lol or act like they don’t care about sex

@just_ivana_ Black bitches 🥀

6 INCHES IS SMALL

@omgjulissaa No I’ll leave no time for the weird shit and I’ll instantly get hoe vibes

If your gf said your dick is too little would you get a penis enlargement?