fi mi le

selling 2 sunday recesslabd tickets, dm x

whenever I'm with real yappers i realize I might actually be a listener 😭

Shakira and a world cup song go together real bad

Keeping malice with the person covering your shame, how audacious.

bye

if you jump out the right hand side of the escalator, you need to ensure you're speeeeding down the left side otherwise I will step on your ankles!

also, I still don't understand why we're not allowed to chew fufu

If you eat runny eggs and rare steak, there's no limit to what you won't eat and you could wake up someday and decide you want to chew us all too

No amount of workload will stop me from taking my 1h lunch break😭✋🏾

when the horse has been dead in the ground for years but i suddenly remember one more tiny detail

Luke Tawanda Phillip Muhamba

Sometimes I realise I’m not on the same page as people I used to be so similar to and it makes me sad

No-one should try to kill me or even fight me over man. If we're dealing with the same man just let me know and I'll release him to you. No man is worth even a scratch on my face

pretending you can’t hear random men when they’re saying hello to you>>>>

"My intention is to grow with the company." Me as soon as I receive a job offer with higher pay:

how little you must have loved me to do that

The easiest way to hide information from me is to record a video of you talking on your Instagram story cause I’m not watching that😭😭😭

When you thought you had one braid left and she divides it into 20 more😭

There is no point asking on here ‘why didn’t man rush him at the concert’ Most of you stand for literally nothing