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@BozoVinny Honestly McMorrow needs to just give it up. Not progressive enough to win the progressive vote and not centrist enough to win the establishment vote. Who would she energize to go vote for her?

Crazy how if the national party and state establishment would just unite behind McMorrow, she'd probably be favored but they're so obsessed with forcing Stevens on people they can't see the forest for the trees just like what happened in NJ-11.

@AOC @johnnygarciatx She said Zionists, not Jews. Why are you acting like she said all Jews? I appreciate what you have done for the progressive movement but you have to be better. why waste your time commenting on this?

This is absolutely disgusting. This bigoted garbage and antisemitism should be nowhere near our politics. If you’re in TX-35, vote for @johnnygarciatx. And the donors behind the Republican super PAC funding her should be exposed.

@skybriganti @Students4Abdul Sounds like what Trump thinks the ballroom is

@YEAHBOOIIIIIII @Students4Abdul wait til we hear about the Golden Dome™️ for america and how much that's going to cost for no reason other than the unbridled avarice of the MIC 🤗

absolutely brutal cold open lmfao

@Sassafrass_84 How is bullying a Muslim thing? Tell your kid to grow some stones and get over it. Raising a beta male

A woman shared her experience at a private pool in Shelby Township, Michigan. A woman in a full burqa entered the water, violating the club’s swimwear rules. After reporting it, she learned lifeguards had received multiple similar complaints. The situation worsened when her 9-year-old son was insulted by a 13-year-old girl (daughter of a non-burqa-wearing Arabic woman). She confronted the girl and called out the double standard: religious freedom shouldn’t override sanitary policies. Frustrated, she plans to cancel her membership unless the club enforces the rules fairly for everyone. These people literally break rules. Treat Americans like garbage. We shouldn't have to put up with this. Maybe Burqas should be banned in America. What do you think?

@Sassafrass_84 You can see the lack of IQ in her eyes, nothing going on upstairs

@ForMISenate @Det_ideafactory She's a Chuck Schumer/Pelosi Democrat trying to pose as a progressive. Doesn't take a stand on anything

@Det_ideafactory If you care about taking corporate money or taking AIPAC money or ending Israel's genocide or universal healthcare or standing up to the establishment or having much of a platform at all, Mallory is significantly better than Haley Stevens

Like I'm honestly not sure why Haley Stevens is worse than McMorrow at this point. For a voter like me, that interview with Bernstein and Vigeland couldn't have gone much worse. I am disgusted.

Why stop at Palestine and Israel? Let's give every country in the world an Iron Dome. Every single penny of our tax dollars should be sent away

@jzux I'm sorry but I don't think cock and ball torture is feasible to deploy if thought spiral happens in public

quick everyone drop your best tips for stopping an anxious thought spiral. give me some poor man’s CBT

@Emp4thchan On top of your ugly as fuck looks, your speech impediment also makes you sound like a retard

This doesn’t even work people have seen me in motion lmao

I like how you go after my appearance because you have nothing to say regarding the fact of you being a massive scamming retard with a hair transplant

@Emp4thchan This isn't helping your cause, unbelievably hard on the eyes. One of the ugliest girls I've ever seen honestly, just repulsive

@TigerVishkit My explanation will make much more sense when watching the video rather than just a picture but he failed the takedown attempt and Strickland was going to rotate to Khamzat's back so Khamzat backed off onto bottom guard to prevent Strickland being on his back

Any one with the MMA knowledge here ?? Please explain why did Khamzat just give up at this moment? #UFC328

@2tittiesrfun @SuperrNova38 Have some respect, the man was shot dead not even a year ago, chill

@SuperrNova38 Christian Kirk was ass, been ass, still ass

Name an overhyped Dynasty prospect that never did anything. I’ll start: Skyy Moore

@BarbByrum Sincerely, thank you. Just signed up. Love easy, actionable posts like this that actually make a difference

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Praise be Ayatollah Doud

@LilyCGuiney @StatistaCharts Praise be Ayatollah Doud

Bit of Michigan trivia for your post-election Wednesday: Mackinac Island Mayor Margaret Doud was reelected last night for the 51st time. Per @StatistaCharts she surpassed the world’s longest consecutive head of state, Cameroon’s Paul Biya, plus Gaddafi & the former ayatollah.

@gayguycandleco It's not like she's changed though, was just showing her true colors with that incident. She was belittling and talking down to Steyer and others the entire debate

Katie Porter is the first politician I’ve heard, on either side, say ‘I fucked up’ since the beginning of the Trump era.

@LibertyCappy counting or not counting gang violence

BROOOOOO the one in the neck 😭

@SecWar restoring freedom to our Joint Force? When can I wear my beard again, Mr. Freedom?

The War Department is once again restoring freedom to our Joint Force. We are discarding the mandatory flu vaccine requirement, effective immediately.

@NewsM101 everyone missing this but the 4th one is being albino

What is the fourth one?