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@uaivito We knew home phone numbers and hung out in person

Pessoas que eram adolescentes antes das redes sociais existirem... como vocês se comunicavam com os amigos??

@krassenstein So stunning and brave

Driving through New York…

@agg1987 @TVNewsNow And I don’t believe for a second you will look at it through an objective lense. How can you deny or ignore that he will be better off independently. Has been the case for every single major network personality

@YewEssAyy @TVNewsNow I don’t believe even for a second you care about the finances of CBS. Don’t try to fool anyone pretending that’s your main argument.

🚨 THE RATINGS ARE IN: • Colbert finale: 6.74 million • Letterman finale: 13.8 million • Carson’s finale: 55 million

@NefflynB It’s a choice

HOMBRES, sean honestos, ¿realmente piensan que está bien vivir de esta manera ??

@agg1987 @TVNewsNow Not picking sides here but…That’s kinda the point though isn’t it? The network is hemorrhaging money and it’s not financially advantageous to continue the program due to that change in dynamics. Colbert will be better suited in a podcast format and likely more successful..

@TVNewsNow You have to be brain damaged to not understand the change in network television dynamics.

@NoahKingJr Sticks and stones

What’s coming after Artificial intelligence?

@itsdeaann Dean, you’re such an insufferable cunt. You know that’s not true. You are the definition of anti American.

The president cancelling tv shows he doesn’t like & memeing about it on social media is a dystopian nightmare. 10 years, the very thought of this occurring would have been uncontroversially anti-american. MAGA has destroyed our country.

@JohnnyBCCB @Polymarket Shut up pussy

@Polymarket This is insanely dumb and no one should be watching or encouraging this behavior. I’m a libertarian so I’d never say something should be banned, but I’m all for the free market shunning something that’s just a terrible idea.

JUST IN: The Enhanced Games are set to debut this weekend in Las Vegas, with athletes allowed to use steroids, testosterone, HGH, & other banned substances.

@T_Manzana27 Except he didn’t

Idgaf if you hated this guy or watched him religiously, any show getting canceled by a President is Anti American

@Ravenismeee Well it’s 2008 sooo “buy the bitcoin”

You meet your 18 year old self, you’re allowed 3 words. What do you say?

@krassenstein @AOC How about she go focus on the living conditions of her constituents

SICKENING: AOC Just showed off the Georgia drinking water from Meta's AI Data Centers. Thank you @AOC: "This is the current drinking water in Morgan County, Georgia. Right after a data center was constructed, the metadata center was constructed, the only difference between the clean water and this was that data center. I have another one as well. So this wasn't just one well, these wasn't just one family's situation. This is what the drinking water now looks like next to that data center. And I think both of us can agree that neither one of these things are drinkable. These families now have to ship, in a rural area, have to ship water to their house in order to cook and bathe themselves."

@drama_doll_ Most of those scales aren’t calibrated to measure under a certain weight

Please who can explain why a 3kg dumbbell weighs 8kg ?

@rossellcrowe1 @uniquemoviemom You said everything I wanted to say but I couldn’t find the words 👏🏼

The way anyone still finds post-Disney Star Wars (minus rogue one) anything but infuriating is insane But sure, keep patronizing them and buying their shitty merchandise because of a couple fan boy wet dream CG slop lightsaber battles. Be sure you continue to ignore any attempts at a coherent plot (the writers sure did!) while they shoehorn in unnecessary woke / gay characters for literally no reason other than to have woke / gay characters. I mean Ahsoka had fucking space whales that somehow traveled at light fucking speed (presumably the most efficient method of transport for getting to your space lesbian seance a long, long time ago…), but no… let’s ignore that Mr unique movie moments over here, with the intellectual depth of a puddle, is focused on the flying pretty lightsabers… You are @Disney ‘s core demographic mate. Unfazed by lack of any coherent story, you’ll pay $19.95 a month to stare at pretty lights. Kathleen should hire you.. you can help her put a chick in it, make her gay, and give her a pretty lightsaber

The way Ahsoka is unfazed by the double-bladed lightsaber flying past her is insane 🔥

@AB84 The internet

What are u starting to dislike more as u get older?

@NP__Oficial If I encountered a grown man sucking on a binky like this he’s 100% getting assaulted verbally until he cries, which I imagine won’t take very long

🚨 ATENÇÃO l Adultos estão chupando chupeta como forma de aliviar o estresse

@CalisthenicKyle My employer not only pays for my gym membership but incentivizes me with quarterly bonuses to use it

Strongly advise more to free themselves from the gym. Cancel it. Use that money to DCA into assets instead. You don’t need a gym… you are a gym… and one of the best! Literally just Jumping in your living room TRUMPS anything you can do in the gym. Let that sink in.

@stelzner_n1150 If you tip at Jersey mikes you’re a retard

A regular-sized sandwich, a bag of chips, and a soda cost you like $17 now at Jersey Mike's, then they ask for a tip on their tablet, making the total close to $20. Wealthy people don't care because they don't need to budget, but for middle-class Americans, this is a big problem.

@SeanMcCarthyCom @PaoolBz Sure but it’s not $28 for lunch. Point is Gen Z over spends and then wonders why they’re broke.

@PaoolBz Groceries aren’t cheap anymore

Lunch just costs $28 now. Are they not supposed to eat?

@toylan20 36, 2 kids, and still got it. 5’7 170lb completely natural no PED. whole food protein focused diet and I make sure to break some sort of sweat daily. If I don’t sweat I don’t eat. Earn food. A little discipline goes a long way. It’s cool looking good naked even when youre married

If you’re in your 30s and still chasing a six-pack, you are just setting yourself up for disappointment?

@MostlyPeaceful DSM - ICD-10-CM code is F79

“Disney Adult” should be its own mental disorder in the DSM