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@lippyent The comic

What's the first thing that pops in your 🧠? Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@Sober_lifestyl Carry on my friend! Whatever it's gotta be, seconds, minutes, hours or days. One moment at a time.

Congratulations on 1 month of sobriety to @ _ianrogers 🎉

@terryreed48 Congratulations friend!! So damn happy for you. I'm 30 years and 8 months from 31 years lol. Working hard tho.

31 years of sobriety from alcohol today! Also my 1st full day of retirement today. I feel truly blessed in my life. Never let anyone tell you that you can't do something, we're all stronger than we know! ♥️ #ODAAT #Retirement

@maddenifico Who cares? Half your side are playing video games in their parents’ basements and the other half are watching ANTIFA training videos, anyway.

@BurleighSherri @maddenifico @colbertlateshow English please.

@maddenifico @colbertlateshow LOST THEM MONEY FOR YEARS.....IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FOOLS NEED TO WAKE THE FUCK UP.....THE HATRED FOR ONE MAN ISN'T COMEDY!!!!!!!!!!! GET A GRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE IN THE MINORITY.......GET SOME MENTAL HEALTH HELP!!!!!!!!!

100 fucking percent.

@jemelehill Introducing someone? U are an idiot Jemele.

Let’s not do that thing where we’re trying to pretend this isn’t what it looks like. Abdul Carter is a Black man and a Muslim and given the things that Trump has said about/done when it comes to both groups, it’s fair (and also not surprising) that he has a problem with it.

@Oldtimers365 I used to lay wet wash cloths on top of me w the fan running.

@HawkEmDownChris Bob Horner

Age yourself by naming an MLB first baseman you grew up watching. I’ll start: Albert Pujols.

@nelmagene2010 Looks like a hotrod that would belong to a banker. I love it!

This Car has not received the love it deserves since the 60s. This Car dominated the strip! Is it worthy of a spot in your garage? 1963 Plymouth Savoy 426 Max Wedge

@katkinson2009 @Noah_Lewis1 U fkn tramp. Stfu right now please.

@Noah_Lewis1 So they killed him on Thursday and found another driver that quickly to drive for them. Wow!

The NASCAR garage watches in silence, and drivers, crew members are overcome with tears as the No. 33 is unloaded… No name is displayed on the car. #NASCAR

@HappyMotorhead Chrome and paper doughnut

Name this part? Wrong answers only ...

@lippyent We had it, I think it was actually turned on once or twice.

My boys dont believe me! How many? Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@MattWallace888 Shut the hell up. Fucking sicko.

Kobe Bryant won a significant settlement against a pharmaceutical company 🚨 He tragically died in a helicopter crash weeks later. Kyle Busch won an $8.5 million settlement against a major insurance company 🚨 He tragically died from a sudden & unexpected illness weeks later.

@afc_angelo Kyle Busch would be absolutely pissed the fuck off if the race was called due to his passing. Earnhardt Sr, Kulwicki, these guys are racers. They want to race! Carry on Nascar. Kyle would want it.

Unpopular take or not, Coca Cola 600 or not. I don't care. We should not be racing this weekend.

@LangmanVince Maines got the mange

What happened to Natalie Maines from The Dixie Chicks?

@Bellagiotime What the hell is happening with the rear taillights??? Makes my eyes hurt.

The new Mercedes-Benz AMG GT 4-Door. 😳 looks like shit.

@AnthonyG0528 Yes. Haven't watched late night talk since Jay Leno and David Letterman. DL got too sideways for me, but he's no comparison to these dumbasses.

I can honestly say I've never watched Colbert's show, or Kimmel or Fallon. Can you say the same?

@JomboyMedia @PitchingNinja Pitcher taking some Diego advise it would appear...

“You’re fucking mine let’s go.” Turns out the batter was not his (via @PitchingNinja)

@AmericaPapaBear Looks like a shitty steak.

Be honest. What is the best way to cook a steak?

@MikeHeals73 Whatever it has to be. Minutes, hours, days. Make it to the next one. You can do this Mike, focus on how good it felt during that 1.5 years.

In a full display of weakness I fell off the wagon a few months back and started drinking again. I was 1.5 years sober and threw it all away. I don’t like who I am when I drink. Trying this again…. 10 days clean and sober ✅