Zombie Turtle

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Zombie Turtle

Zombie Turtle

@Zombie_Turtle69

I LIKE TURTLES!

Katılım Mayıs 2022
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Zombie Turtle@Zombie_Turtle69·
@debragarrett @C_3C_3 You can fully disagree with Carter for starting shit with Dart over something meaningless, but this take is pretty fucking retarded. 😂 Something tells me you genuinely don’t give two shits or watch the NFL, if you did you’d know Carter isn’t breaking some glass ceiling 👍 🤡
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C3@C_3C_3·
Jaxson Dart vs Abdul Carter That about sums it up…
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Zombie Turtle@Zombie_Turtle69·
@byajperez So to be clear, you’re down and ok with this, but a “policy” being in place was the problem… 👍
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A.J. Perez@byajperez·
Yeah, hockey is in an amazing spot culturally. Weird there wasn’t this outcry over Ray Rice or Trevor Bauer when they lost their pro careers minus a criminal conviction. Oh wait. Maybe that’s because the NHL doesn’t have a sexual assault/domestic violence policy like the NFL, MLB
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I’ve covered 12 Stanley Cup Finals and watched them all since I was a kid. I will not tune in for this season’s SCF if the @GoldenKnights make it. I know nobody cares, but this is twitter and whatever. Between Carter Hart and Torts, this is the worst of hockey culture on display.

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Zombie Turtle@Zombie_Turtle69·
@JohnCleese Weren’t you already like 70 yrs old when “A Fish Called Wanda” came out in the 80s? How TF you still alive? 🤯 🤡
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Oscar ✨@Oscarrjavier95·
Pregunta incómoda:Necesito entender esto ¿Para qué sirve ese pequeño espacio en la tapa del inodoro? 🤔👀
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Zombie Turtle@Zombie_Turtle69·
@CaptainCons And they wonder why it was hemorrhaging money… “But Trump!!!”
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Zombie Turtle@Zombie_Turtle69·
@crickets_ghost1 @BigBlueUnited @tenn_buckeye Ooooh, I see why you’re “cricket’s ghost” now. Not only were you a shitty dog owner who let their dog die, you also don’t respond to messages when you try to call someone out, hence leaving them hearing “crickets! So clever!!!
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Zombie Turtle@Zombie_Turtle69·
@crickets_ghost1 @BigBlueUnited @tenn_buckeye Side note, thank gawd Cricket is dead! He must have had a fucking miserable life having such a moronic pathetic fucking loser for an owner. Hope he’s dealing with the vacuums ok. 👍
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Zombie Turtle@Zombie_Turtle69·
@SamanthaMileto Anything, got it… You’re a stupid fucking clueless jealous Canuck. You’re a miserable vile cunt who spreads outright lies on social media, all in the hopes to gain SJW points to gain clout in your echo chamber. You’re an ugly fat pig who will die a lonely sad life alone. CUNT🖕
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Cricket's ghost@crickets_ghost1·
@BigBlueUnited It ain’t an opinion to back a racist fascist rapist felon lying grifting murderer. Here’s the difference - maga hates liberals. We hate Trump. If Dart intro’s GWB, or Romney or McCain, we don’t bat an eye. And these racist fucks lost their minds when Obama wore a tan suit.
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Zombie Turtle@Zombie_Turtle69·
@BigBlueUnited What a bunch a cuck bullshit mentality. I’m no giant fan of Trump, but he is still the president of the United States, who fucking cares. Something tells me your bitch ass wouldn’t say a fucking word if this photo was Biden or Obama. Dart wouldn’t need to “be mindful” then 🤡
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Zombie Turtle@Zombie_Turtle69·
@byajperez @emilymkaplan You left out the part where testimony was debunked and proved false by eye witnesses, miiiiiiiiiiiiiight be part of the reason he was acquitted. 🤷
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Zombie Turtle@Zombie_Turtle69·
@byajperez @GoldenKnights 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 Job’s not done yet. LFG VGK!!!!!!!
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Zombie Turtle@Zombie_Turtle69·
@ma1ybe Yes, yes yes!!! This one in a million example absolutely positively never ever happened in the history of mankind until Trump was elected for a second term. Not once!
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Zombie Turtle@Zombie_Turtle69·
@rfkenmore “Insta mute” - Aka, I’m a totally pussy and can’t get beind or defend the things I say… 🤡
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R.F. Kenmore@rfkenmore·
Insta mute For those bothered, I recommend Urban Outfitters. They always have a great selection of graphic hoodies targeted at the college/20s crowd
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R.F. Kenmore@rfkenmore·
I’m not saying you ought to wear bespoke tailoring, but dressing like this at 50 is so crazy to me
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