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PSA 10 Bin Laden

Found a shoebox under my 16-year-old son's bed. Full of baggies of white powder, a digital scale, and a notebook. I was shaking. I called my wife in immediately. "Look at this," I said, tears in my eyes. She gasped. "Is he dealing drugs?" "It's worse," I said. "Look at his margins." He's buying at $50 a gram and selling at $55. That's a 9% gross margin. He hasn't factored in the cost of Ziploc bags, transportation risk, or his own labor. I sat him down at the kitchen table. He was terrified. We spent the next six hours building a proper Excel spreadsheet with pivot tables for inventory tracking. We got his margins up to 35% by switching to a bulk supplier. He's moving product efficiently now. I've never been more proud. A true supply chain manager in the making. ~Anonymous

@LandraceBureau That's a male plant, nothing smokable on that and every grower in the region is probably now fucked lol

1 in a million 🌱 Afghan Male

@celine_705 The first time combined with sex is a feeling that you'll never ever be able to explain. It's that good that you tell yourself never again because you realise it'll be the end.

Fortnite has ruined the younger generation

@lilpeepeeps @Knight472377 No lol

@Knight472377 Fish scale looking = amazing pure

@HNvm_j @lospectra_ I'm Australian and I care

@lospectra_ How is this even a debate no one cares about American football only Americans

WORLD CUP vs SUPER BOWL GLOBAL VIEWERS COMPARISON (1986–2023) 🇲🇽 1986 World Cup — 1.1 B 🇺🇸 1987 Super Bowl XXI — 87 M 🇮🇹 1990 World Cup — 1.0 B 🇺🇸 1991 Super Bowl XXV — 79 M 🇺🇸 1994 World Cup — 1.0 B 🇺🇸 1995 Super Bowl XXIX — 84 M 🇫🇷 1998 World Cup — 1.2 B 🇺🇸 1999 Super Bowl XXXIII — 83 M 🇰🇷🇯🇵 2002 World Cup — 1.1 B 🇺🇸 2003 Super Bowl XXXVII — 89 M 🇩🇪 2006 World Cup — 715 M 🇺🇸 2007 Super Bowl XLI — 93 M 🇿🇦 2010 World Cup — 909 M 🇺🇸 2011 Super Bowl XLV — 111 M 🇧🇷 2014 World Cup — 1.01 B 🇺🇸 2015 Super Bowl XLIX — 114 M 🇷🇺 2018 World Cup — 1.12 B 🇺🇸 2019 Super Bowl LIII — 98 M 🇶🇦 2022 World Cup — 1.5 B 🇺🇸 2023 Super Bowl LVII — 115 M:

rare childhood christmas memory: not being able to take a bath because theres a carp in the bathtub

37 years, 124 days. Alexander Volkanovski. Just for perspective, the oldest UFC featherweight champion ever, prior to Volk, was José Aldo and he was 30 years old when he lost his title. And let’s not forget, before Volkanovski’s win at UFC 314 last year, fighters 35 or older below 170 lbs were 0–16 in UFC undisputed title fights. Back at UFC 314 last year, he snapped something that had literally never happened. Tonight, back in Australia, Volk doubled down. And Still champion. And Still over 35. And Still not done. 🇦🇺

@BeZo Fr

I’d rather suck a cock than wear that

@dadopotamus Was clean for 2 years and it didn't get better, most miserable 2 years of my life

I haven’t smoked or had caffeine in 2 weeks. I do not feel better whatsoever. this is dumb.

is this AGI ??

Greatest year of all time

@omanhene_12 @josefrakich @Bitcoin_Teddy They won't because they dont

@josefrakich @Bitcoin_Teddy Tell us then

The man. The myth. The legend.

@jalillegal @TOliveFern Methamphetamines is a powerful substance

@TOliveFern I genuinely don’t understand… a Māori face tattoo, a nazi cross tattoo and being a Zion.

Average Israel supporter, with swastika tattoo 🙃

@PeteZogoulas Yes, the NDIS filled with fraudulent providers but these invoices are not it lol, unprofessionally formatted but a very far stretch to be publicly claiming fraud.

So I visited a $2.6M house today that has one NDIS participant living there. I received a tip about NDIS cleaners and how they inflate invoices to defraud the system. Essentially, they go to an NDIS participant’s house and “clean” for about 30 minutes, then bill ridiculous amounts of hours on the invoice and scam money from the NDIS. This is only a small part of the fraud I’ve uncovered so far. My video is very close and will be out in the next few days. I have around 4–5 hours of footage, so it’s going to be a long one haha

"When I’m rich, I will keep a low profile!" Me after a $10 withdrawal:

Deadset retard

@coolestdudeva Hat off yeah but I've never been asked to stand at all? This is a lie

In Australia at RSLs they make you take your hat off and stand every hour out of respect for returned service people while same returned service people lose their pension on their gambling machines

This man corrects this bystander who mistakenly called his pet alpaca a llama I feel like Australia is just another version of Florida or vice versa