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20% of your life is giving you 80% of your joy and 80% of your life is spent getting in the way of that 20%.

How many jobs does a job take to job.

2ez

I've only ever wasted the time people were already wasting.

The United States is turning into 1840s Prussia.

did you buy your life cash up front or did you rent or lease?

"something catchy to hold on to" ~someone important

@andrewschulz you have changed comedy from building an act to building a profile full of clips. You are the @souljaboy of comedy.

Let's face it we all rent other people's thoughts instead of thinking our own.

Social killed the Media

Does anyone go outside without a destination anymore?

@TeaGuyTom Innovation is intriguing.

I remember when getting a color TV was a significant upgrade. Now majority of my audience watches the weird little videos I make mostly on television and it's very humbling. Competing with HBO and Netflix was not where I saw myself when I started this weird journey. Regardless, appreciate you bringing me into the livingroom... Make old Tom feel like a real video maker guy. Cheers. ☕️

Statement pivot punch pause tag rinse repeat.

I wear the same clothes everyday so I'm easily dismissable

@luisjgomez Is lord

Christ

Why are people upset about not owning their music, but pay for gym equipment. You want to own somebody's thoughts and feelings, but pay extra to change yourself.

Be the Quintessential version of yourself.

Common sense transformed into critical thinking and disappeared altogether.

I bet anyone who figured out time travel landed in a spot where everything they knew was under a layer of dirt.

People have been casting shit at me for years, that's why I'm such a fun guy.