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"You're almost 24! You really need to think about your future!!!" Me anytime I think about my future:

dont ever ask me to save lootboxes im shakin like an alcoholic spazzin for a shot

When smut was called lemon 😭

When Kit sees her fanart #gameoverse

Solarpunk is a movement that imagines a sustainable and optimistic future where humanity thrives in harmony with nature.

hey guys how’s it going #projecthailmary

Weeeeeeeee #projecthailmary

Found orange one in a junkyard Found white one in a different junkyard My friend found the grey one in a Walmart parking lot It was forceful adoption

Me: accidentally missed last train in Kyoto. Phone battery: 1%. hotel: on the opposite side of civilization. old taxi driver pulls over, I get in. Driver: Where to? I show address, his smile disappears immediately. Driver: ...ah. never good when elderly Japanese man says “ah” like he just saw prophecy. we drive in silence for ten minutes. then he asks: You know story of this area? Me: No. Driver: Good. refuses to elaborate, rain getting heavier, GPS suddenly loses signal. Driver taps screen aggressively. Driver: Hm. Me: What. Driver: This road appears sometimes. Me: ...sometimes? Driver: Japan has many mysteries. I start calculating if walking in thunderstorm is safer. finally we reach tiny apartment building in middle of nowhere, i pay him. before leaving he leans closer and says: If woman in white asks for directions tonight. Me: ...yes? Driver: Give wrong directions. then drives away into rain like retired anime character.

alternate universe where annabeth becomes a hunter and percy chooses godhood, so they’re both immortal but cant be with each other oh my god!?? this forbidden love!?!?😭😭

insane fucking foreshadowing ngl LMFAOO

Both nigga they’re a month apart lol

Gooseworx passing the shitty fandom onto RubberRoss

[1/3] guys do you think rocky ever learned about the Denmark incident?? #projecthailmary

IT TOOK 23 YEARS BUT THOSE CRAZY BASTARDS FINALLY DID IT!

flowers #projecthailmary

qp mercy throwing a fit bc she thinks me asking why nobody was on bot was me calling her a bot like girl 🥹😭

Leftists trying to design a villain character: he dresses in the American flag, is a serial killer, and can only cum when thinking of his own mother Right wingers: this guy is the hero

Mercy’s don’t kill other mercy’s