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when the comments are turned off on a video and im forced to have my own opinions

Of course #she announces her new variant right when hantavirus makes her debut…

Toda la oficina está haciendo curso de ciberseguridad porque si pensé que me había ganado un aifon

Live footage of the cruise ship kitchen before the Hantavirus

I ain't the smartest man in the world but is that a dinosaur

I didn’t even know we could use “btw” like this😭

Me when my social battery runs out #MetGala

Hi, so the woman who carried and gave birth to me was 13 years old, celebrated her 14th birthday only days before I was born. I should’ve been aborted. It’s really terrible that she was made to carry and birth a baby while she was a child herself. Am I happy to be alive? Yes. Absolutely. Very happy to be here. Would I be mad had I been aborted? No, I wouldn’t exist, I wouldn’t feel anything. I shouldn’t exist. She was a child. The lives of girls/women are more valuable than fetuses.

Mujer: ... Comediante: "¿No te ríes de mis bromas? Odias mi libertad de expresión puta" Mujer: ... Comediante: "Ojalá te violen unos moros" Peak MAGA comedy.

G vu la meuf des yaourts là

“Te lo dije ayer, ¿no te acuerdas?” Yo:

Doctor: Do you drink? Patient: Every time I feel happy Doctor: But you have a completely healthy liver Also doctor, realizing:

You will never be her

Oops. Wrong account

Genie: you have 3 wishes Me: I wish I was always right Genie: ok, you have 2 more Me: No I have 3 Genie: