Sean

Someone please sell me some oasis heaton park tickets

Completely untrue to say the Chelsea players have given up tonight, that obviously happened several weeks ago.

@SneakerDealsGB M

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Frank. Loan the fucking lot of them to Burton Albion and Yeovil Town. We are utter utter shit

Khan you fucktard. This arrangement doesn’t work

Once again, no update on the giant lasagne being made at Wembley? What is even the point of these speeches #BorisSpeech

GET THE FUCKIN BAND BACK

@AdamPountain Clubland will never die

I’m gonna be a producer. I’m bringing back clubland.

Blackpool, the Vegas of the North

Turns out “Clap for Carers” is Not Actually a plan to give Nurses a Sexually Transmitted Disease. Frankly Livid about this.

They should be solving crimes not out partying.

Swarmz is moving mad

yea u look good but are u funny tho

Lads,we have another one😂😂😂

Nobody and I mean absolutely nobody gives a fuck about your 30 day song challenge.

@darrentill2 all fanny no queef said it from start daz let this be lesson learnt not to fuck is about. see ya down local in couple month

We’ve got to counter this “let’s do live aid for the NHS” narrative Let’s all pay our taxes. Let’s tax billionaires to fuck. Lets tax Amazon to fuck. Let’s actually spend this money on doctors, nurses and equipment rather than nuclear subs and painting Buckingham palace

@bracken_98 You can do all of these things anyway?

Getting used to being in lockdown on my own I can shit with the door open, play whatever music I want and talk to myself at any given moment