𝕾𝖆𝖌𝖊:_𝖘𝖎𝖗𝖊

If mosquitoes carried money instead of malaria, we'd all be sleeping outside.

@SirJohnKE Niguzie mkuu

@Chxunh @___xsage 🤣

What if Rigathi Gachagua decides to gift the Ksh. 50M to 50M Kenyans. Each Kenyan will get Ksh. 1M But we are talking about Rigathi Gachagua

Na for uni you go realize say your coursemate no be actually your mate.😭

i can’t wait to start living, bc rn i’m just surviving

@e4emzy Connect

1k followers, finally, congratulations to me!! 👏🎉

If e reach one stage you go realize say WhatsApp have been wasting your time for years

@SirJohnKE what if

Men low-key love sluts. But they will never admit. Kindly don't argue with me.

Usiwai danganywa degree si worth it, heri kukosa kazi ukiwa na degree rather than kukosa kazi bila.

Ghosting a woman because she can't afford her basic needs is self care.

Women who can suck dick from behind, may your wallets be filled ASAP 😍💯

Kuna day nilipasua thermos mokoro aliniekea kibare hadi mzae akatoa miguu zake kwa meza ju ya kutense😅💀

If crime was legal for 24 hours what's the first thing you're doing

@Ivann_84e @_MissVivie fb

@_MissVivie some how true

Research reveals that anyone who enjoys staying alone is mentally unstable

Elon for no drop una today oh😒 Una don leave us for X again, 5 likes since morning 🤧

how do fat people wipe their ass? do they fold tissue to a stick or sth

Women are very hard to understand, She has more than 20 panties, but she has left all of them and come to wear my boxer yet I have only two.

i’ve tasted unemployment and i’ve tasted 9-5. i recommend not being born.

@_kirobon relax

Mbona mtu atulazimishie utajiri ?😂