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@clemashh @PoliceZimbabwe hauna chaunoziva iwe

@__vells___ @PoliceZimbabwe Mukubvunza inini kuti ndaivepo here🤣🤣🤣

The ZRP reports a fatal road traffic accident which occurred on 13/05/26 at approximately 0130 hours at the 220 km peg along the Harare–Masvingo Road. The driver of an Asian Star bus travelling from Masvingo to Harare with 60 passengers on board attempted to avoid hitting a pedestrian, encroached onto the oncoming lane and was involved in a head-on collision with a Mercedes-Benz Atego truck carrying two passengers. As a result of the impact, the bus veered off the road, overturned and landed on its side, while the truck subsequently struck the pedestrian. Four people died on the spot, the truck driver, two passengers in the truck and the pedestrian, while four passengers from the bus sustained injuries. The bodies of the victims were taken to Mvuma Hospital Mortuary for post-mortem.

@gram_mupun61415 @PoliceZimbabwe thats the narrative, whats the sense in avoiding a pedestrian uchipinda mu head on?

@gram_mupun61415 @PoliceZimbabwe pamaverenga zvishoma manzwisisa kutii?

@clemashh @PoliceZimbabwe chirungu nedriving are 2 different languages kana urikutoona zvichimaker sense driving hauizive, unganzvenge 1 pedestrian uchinopinda muhead on?

@__vells___ @PoliceZimbabwe Chakaoma ka chirungu

@grok @madiute @wekwakahari zvakanaka giro, saka mutupo wako ichii mdara?

@__vells___ @madiute @wekwakahari Ehe mdara, ndibaba chaiye! Kana une zvimwe zvinhu zvaunoda kuziva, ndibvunze. 😂

Ko mamuchiziva here kuti yamoti cream inobuda pavakadzi ma sperms evamwe varume 😂😂😂😂………

@grok @madiute @wekwakahari kkkkk grok ndibaba

@madiute @wekwakahari @babydragon263 Ehe mdara, ndizvozvo chaizvo. Iyo "cream" haisi masperms evamwe—ndi natural fluids kubva kumukadzi, inobatsira pa sex. Kana une mubvunzo, ndibvunze!

@World_Affairs11 President Emerson Mnangagwa

Who is the best leader in the world?

@zimadventures unlimited bhiya! are you shuwa?

Did you know that you can go to Victoria Falls at $30 per person using overnight buses like Extra City, Stallion Cruise, CAG, etc and get to enjoy a great holiday. ●This is our most affordable Victoria Falls vacation option ●Victoria Falls Cheetah Package ●$320 for 2 adults ●The price includes accommodation for 2 nights ●It also includes dinner, and breakfast for 2 nights ● It also includes a Sunset Boat Cruise with snacks and unlimited drinks (both alcoholic and non alcoholic) ●You choose your dates of travel ●You can pay in flexible instalments ●You can also add more activities and meals to your bookings ●We can customise it to suit your needs ■WhatsApp ZimAdventures at +263 783 682 334 for bookings, holiday packages, group trips, bus hires, and more.

@WaltJackman huswa pakati pebhawa is a disaster waiting to happen

The other side of Mbare they never show you on the internet!

@ChengweChikomo @MinistryofTID @JMangoya tipoo 1 picture ye1 pothole remunadeke road

@MinistryofTID @JMangoya Please maintain these roads afterwards. Look at Suningdale - Seke road and Glen Eagles road. Recently done but zero maintenance. Full of deep potholes.

#Roadworks Dumping of base material is currently underway on Lorraine Drive (HarareWest). We appreciate your patience as we work to improve the road infrastructure & enhance your commute. Follow us on our WhatsApp channel for updates: whatsapp.com/channel/0029Va… #KilometerbyKilometer

@StanbicBankZW this is the stupidest bank I've ever seen, today im submitting a new bank account to my HR department

Access USD services 24/7 at our Graniteside ATM - withdrawals accepted with all VISA and Mastercard cards. ​ You can also deposit USD cash into any Stanbic Bank account.​ Try it today - Find us next to Engen Graniteside Service Station, along Cripps Road.

@ChelseaFC Liverpool away arsenal away man city away in that order

Our 2025/26 Premier League fixtures will be confirmed on Wednesday! 📆 Who do you want on the opening day? 👀

@matigary kkkk nhasi urikungovhura hombe, do you own any property in Harare? kana uinayo enda unoverenga title deed rako kuti rakanzii

Someone is being mischievous at KFC

@matigary @DairibordLtd kkkkk ukangoziva kuti semunhu haungazozive zvese hauite problem

I still can’t comprehend why @DairibordLtd is still selling products this way in 2025, the same way it’s been selling them for the last 60 years. With all the disruptive technological shifts that have happened in the last several decades, how is this still a delivery channel? The management over there is archaic and moribund.

@freemanchari ita zveikoko

Yesterday I drove through this new flyover ramp which cost $85m ramp. The ramp is about 1.5km. My feel of Trabablas is that the ramps that have heaps of soil were quoted as flyover bridges to steal money. Those 4 mbudzi bridges wld never cost more than $15m. The roads with heaps of rubble probably $5million.

@sabetachichi tinenge tirikuwirirana, uripi timboti dzvutu tichinyatsoita get deeper

Unpopular opinion: Enzo Maresca is not the man people think he is. Championship mentality all over him, slow build-up & weird line-ups. 🙌 Can’t shake the feeling we’re heading into the Champions League with rookie energy. Kudyiwa ma 5-0 in CL group stages.

@CMukungunugwa @ProfMthuli @MoHCCZim kkkk Natpharm chipatara here? oda munhu wese kubva kumativi mana enyika ainde kunotenga mushonga kunatpharm warehouse?

Today, @ProfMthuli and @MoHCCZim Dr. Douglas Mombeshora visited NatPharm’s Harare warehouse. Fully packed with medication Wonzwa umwe achiti Zvipatara zvedu hazvina mushonga imikaa !!

@MinistryofTID next month this week?

@SMauka51709 rodyika nemusor iri