Khaleesi

All I gotta remember

bro i eat one meal a day at 4pm don't ask me if im ok

That is THE most sunburned human I have ever seen

Goslar, Germany via: eskimo pic.twitter.com/ASsjwrIA2u

Terry’s Revenge

Women w big natural tiddies be like you literally don’t want these huge volumptious tiddles. My back hurts from carrying around my fucking juicy bouncing bosoms all day. It sucks that I have big hot sex cleavage in every shirt. I wish I looked like a little ugly boy like u:(

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If you own one of these mfs, and you not 12.... CAN YOU PLEASE add a lil bit of razzle dazzle to your shit😭

@kaileyyyyh I feel this 😅😂

god really don’t want a bitch to be happy

maybe 2020 will be like a mullet and the back half will be a party

see that friend. visit your family. make the 3 or 4 hour drive. call that person. say “i love you” too many times. you’ll wish you did it all more one day

I love seeing when spoiled children don’t get their way

Amsterdam, Netherlands via: hashtaganika pic.twitter.com/gImHasBXeL

a classic, literally a classic

did you play traveling ball every weekend growing up or were you normal?

Florence, Italy via: stefanogera pic.twitter.com/6s0KhK5Pjv

Beauty in pearls