Confrontational Sneakerhead

Two birds one blue chew

@southcart_ Take me to your dealer 🛸

lif been trippy asf lately 👽

Shirtless in the office again.

Hate when my boss’s boss tries to start a slack huddle with me in the middle of the shi no numa trailer

Damn. Sucks, but glad I was able to share this gem with all the guys I worked closing shift with over the years

Huddle?? 🙈

I know too much to start a band with someone who has a kid

Seems like as good as day as any to start dragon age inquisition

why was the Arthur theme song jamaican

PTO is accrued to be used

No jumper pod on the 2nd monitor in the office and complaining to my boss about things that I have the ability to change

I’ve only ever flown on planes with disney characters on them through Disney travel packages

I don’t give a fuck about sports dude I like movies and knives

Those are MY headlights; that’s MY truck

Just wait til you see my hinge profile after Jacob’s wedding

I like the girl’s perfume on the chairlift so much that I followed her all the way down and gave her pointers

Unc only likes to get bob