a one-man murdertwunk

oh god do not follow me for that modern medicine tweet I write pornographic fanfiction for demonfuckers

@sodomylover I'm so happy for you

I didn't say much yesterday because I couldn't process my happiness. I still haven't. I probably never will. Loving him for the past 4 years has already been the privilege of a lifetime. I don't even know what else to say. FUCK. I'm getting MARRIED.

@senchafloat scream

i keep seeing commentary on how “poetic” danmei translations are (or are not) and unfortunately i just can’t stop thinking about this reddit rando’s post on the topic lol

MY FATHER. WANTED TO TAKE US. TO A LOCATION SIGNIFICANT TO HIM AND MADE ME STAND THERE. WHILE HE TOOK A PICTURE OF ME OUT FRONT. IN A 90s-ANIME-OFFBRAND-"WACDONALDS" T SHIRT AND THE NASTY PIG BALLCAP

my mom: oh, what's that design on your hat? me, who's been wearing a Nasty Pig ballcap to heterosexual functions for months and never once been asked about it until today: ........a gay men's apparel brand, which I do not advise you to google

@bnrlibrarian it at least doesn't *have* the name, so

@bnrlibrarian gotta stop by the store and pick up a baseball bat and a hammer and a nail and a nail and a nail and a nail and a

@sodomylover we *should* be testing the straight boyfriends

Any bangers in here

@popplioikawa he could be in marching band it's fine

can i admit something? like im proud of these works and i think they're fun overall, but i am so fucking embarrassed of how dogshit wei wuxian's flute posture is. i didn't join the woodwinds section until way after i drew this and didn't think to check

@jiangququ fruit! if you aren't a snacker yourself probably individually wrapped fruits that are one size or less than one- oranges, apples, lychees, etc

what are some of your favorite grocery store snacks. I’m trying to have more snacks for guests bc I am not a snacker. This past weekend I had three guests and only cheese and crackers to offer them during the off-mealtime which really alarmed me. I can’t have that. What’s good?

@sodomylover I feel like a lot of people don't realize that tops like topping

I love a pillow princess btw. What is there to even hate about a pretty little thing that just wants to get fucked into the mattress

@sodomylover three of the turrets have the exact same shading like he just copypasted them

I didn't even look at the text at first I was just scrolling and thought "damn that picture on the left is total dogshit, literally just some garbage" lmfaoooo

@bnrlibrarian mhm. that doesn't matter if everyone else knows what he gets up to or not energy. *he* knows

@sodomylover I walked in with the clearest most direct story possible, hate the shit get it off me it was too big to bind comfortably, and I still had to sign so many forms promising I understood I'll never be able to breastfeed

I know it's because everyone's evil now, but I'm always dumbfounded by any amount of coddling shown to individuals like this at the expense of an entire community. You're not a poor stupid baby who got tricked by doctors and queers, just take some personal responsibility lol.

@bnrspecialty ruining their own damn lives without you having to lift a finger

Emily Wilson spent years explaining how a lot of the older translations weren’t translating the actual poem but riffing off each other only for people to come around because of Nolan and think the other translations are more accurate because they sound “older”

@quciyiyou good but 😭

@bnrlibrarian the styles and placements are Correct and they didn't print them weirdly vivid

@bnrlibrarian whomst is doing his fake tats vs first's fake tats

@quciyiyou he said "aw shucks" out loud verbatim, kicked some dirt, and then we stayed friends through a full decade of literally Never Speaking Of It Again

@quciyiyou look we had already been planning our wedding I feel like that's a logical progression