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@NootNootFrog @iamsmilie Only fucking on public transit does not make you gay

@iamsmilie It's the "metrosexuals aren't gay" bulshit all over again. Are they bringing boys bands too? Oh, right... kpop... I knew the future was disapointing, didn't know it would be this gay...

I’m convinced that Clavicular is a “rent boy” for Peter Thiel lol No straight man is out here doing make up tutorials and smizing like James Charles at a Holiday Inn orgy with the ghost of Richard Simmons and Fleece Johnson lol 🫵🏾🥸

@cspotweet “Would you be comfortable sharing your address with us today?” As in during a public broadcast. Not very honest of you. But you know that.

Premier Smith asked if in light of the alleged voter data breach if she'd be comfortable sharing her address. "Nope."

@curtis_yarvin Hard to see how robots build gas plants,nuclear plants or assemble drilling rigs and refineries to actually provide energy . Especially in frozen northern Alberta. Maybe I’m naive.

I have never seen a good answer to this question. Just a lot of squid ink

@nenshi You gotta get zippier scandals. No one knows wtf you’re talking about outside of ‘X’. “Smith went to an oiler game with some guys roommate for briefcases of Tylenol from turkey” idk. Tldr “The separatists are committing credit fraud!.” Idk man. No one understands this

Credit fraud can happen to anyone and has devastating, life-long impacts on the people experiencing such a violation. With the electors' list data breach, Albertans now face a much higher risk of having their lives turned upside down. With Bill 210, Alberta’s New Democrats have proposed real, practical, proven measures to help protect you and your financial future. Learn more: albertandpcaucus.ca/news/post/albe…

@ABDanielleSmith Maybe ease it on the Punjabi love-fest.

@CanadianPolling I like how it’s suburban dwelling office workers that haven’t set foot in nature in 10 years and would die without Starbucks and public transit who feel they are the guardians of nature.

Support For Economic Growth Over Environmental Protection: National: Economic Growth +22 Alberta: Economic Growth +48 Saskatchewan: Economic Growth +38 Manitoba: Economic Growth +32 Ontario: Economic Growth +26 British Columbia: Economic Growth +18 Atlantic: Economic Growth +18 Quebec: Economic Growth +4 Angus Reid / April 28, 2026

@itsmejono @KimKatieUSA You’re a fuckin loser

@KimKatieUSA So? It’s a story from thousands of years ago that includes one eyed giants. It’s make believe

Can anyone explain to me how a scrawny little female is going to come anywhere near replicating this?

@Martyupnorth Imagine leaving somewhere as incredible as Alberta for some Latin American shit hole for any reason. Heard it all the time at WIPA meetings. “I’m leaving for Costa Rica if it gets bad!!” Okay boomer . No one under 50 thinks like this lol

The number of houses for sale in my neighborhood jumped up dramatically this month. It's a combination of neighbours selling high, but also bugging out. Had a chat with one neighbour who's moving to south America. He's taking a big tax hit on his RRSP, but he figures he'll still be ahead in less than 15 years. "The trap is closing in on us". I agree.

@CanadianPolling Get well soon. Too young to be having those. My friend had a series of mini strokes at like 25 and he bounced back quick and all is well now. Good luck.

Hey! Wanted everyone to know that I've a stroke and that I'm well on my way Thanks y'all ❤️

@TheBushArchive That’s actually hilarious

Stephen Harper’s impression of Jean Chrétien’s voice, 2005

Do you know where your white, boomer parents are? Look no further.

Nobody ran on separatism. Or on lowering citizen initiative thresholds. Or on weakening Elections Alberta. Or having such a serious question be 1 of 10, added at the 11th hour. Albertans have been subjected to separatism by subterfuge.

@FoxNews Why don’t the Feds just call it terrorism and bring him to gitmo? Bypass the judges . Fuck em . Tyler Robinson too. Drop him off in the arctic circle near some polars just outta hibernation yanomesayjn

NEW: Judge apologizes in court to WHCA Dinner shooting suspect Cole Allen. Magistrate Judge Zia Faruqui said that he was “fascinated and disturbed” by Allen's treatment in jail. Allen was placed on suicide watch when he was first imprisoned. Prosecutors argued that since Allen told investigators he did not expect to survive the alleged attack, he could be a danger to himself. But an incredulous Faruqui wasn't convinced by that argument, drawing comparisons between Allen and defendants arrested for rioting at the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021. “To me, it’s extremely disturbing that he was put in five-point restraints, a person with no criminal history. It’s troubling. I never heard of one Jan. 6 defendant who was put in five-point restraints or in a safe cell. If the only way to keep him safe is the most punitive thing, that’s a problem.” “At a minimum, I should be apologizing to him. We are obligated to make sure he’s taken care of. Mr. Allen, I’m sorry that things have not been the way they are supposed to.”

@DuaneBratt You’re narrative and its relevance exists only on bluesky and in am radio circle jerks.

Stay Free Alberta claims 300, 000 signatures. Original goal was 1 million. Forever Canada had over 400, 000 signatures. And now need to have the signatures verified (which means a lifting of a court injunction). Plus the issue with the voter list breach.

@nickjanjr @CoryBMorgan

@CoryBMorgan Impossible to fit that many in 42 bankers boxes. 200k signatures tops.

Mitch Sylvestre of StayFree Alberta just announced that the independence petition reached 301,450 signatures They needed 178,000

@anniedufour99 Like the NDP has 10 safe seats in this province… A lot of this is optics. Smith carries herself confidently. Intelligent, calm, collected. The more you guys shriek and scream the worse it is. And Nenshi? How did you think that would go? First ballot win lol

@anniedufour99 Does it not strike you as odd that you guys are not winning the narrative war at all? Like the wall to wall coverage of this means absolutely nothing to anyone. Alberta is booming, Smith is winning massively on 80/20 cultural issues and her lead is growing daily.

REFERENDUM ON SEPARATION IN ALBERTA: "Albertans should not be asked to vote in a referendum — especially one concerning the possible breakup of the country — while basic questions remain unanswered about whether the province’s voters list, petition process, election agency, referendum machinery, and proponent organizations have been compromised." Jared-Wesley, Professor of Political Science, University of Alberta #abpoli #cdnpoli

@KenBoessenkool 10 more years

Every word of this. The corruption of Alberta’s democracy by a small group of rogue separatist actors must end. They gained control of the UCP and thereby the fate of the Premier. Now they seem to have access to the entire voters list. open.substack.com/pub/drjaredwes…

Alberta separatists set to deliver thousands of signatures on petition for referendum globalnews.ca/news/11828750/…

@oldcanadaseries So is Ted Cruz what’s your point?

Note that Mark Carney is from Alberta.