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god gives its toughest battles (a “double” from downward dog) to his strongest soldiers (me)

Ay! Ay! Woah! YUH! 😎 @BeaverFootball

in my brain books cannot take place in the modern day and age. what do you mean you looked at your iphone? tf you mean your uber arrived? no, go sit by your landline and write your damn love letters.

got some fresh bagels. feeling double thumbs up

my freshman year of college roommate told me i need to use twitter so here i am. happy now tina?

tried to have a little treat and ended up having THE worst tummy ache. rough day.

@gbradddd saw this right as my tummy started to hurt.

The Columbia Scholastic Press Association (CSPA) is pleased to announce Debra Klevens, West High English teacher, as the 2023 National High School Journalism Teacher of the Year! Klevens was selected from among 11 teachers nationally. #parkwayproud

my bf told me he thinks my twitter posts would be really funny if i had twitter…

new years mantra is don’t speak unless spoken to and my resolution is to eat more veggies

september “in’s” -Listening to 100 Gecs -Using emojis -Fruity drinks -Going outside in the rain -Hugging your parents -Candy Crush

@Joe48796872 everything is gay

Such a pretty sunset! (Everything is gray)

the bozeman montana airport looks exactly how you would imagine it to look.

@Joe48796872 i made it dawg

@alexisgbaum Montana

i have hit the 11 hour mark for my travel day. I haven’t even left chicago.

My Summer 2022 In’s: Grubhub premium, Master of Puppets by Metallica, Arts and Crafts, the dentist, berries, Khloe Kardashian, graphic t shirts, cheese boards.

@gbradddd summer 2022 outs?

only got one thing thrown at me during my first working week this summer. i’d say it’s going well.

vegan chicken nuggets

me when @profAmeer1868 says to “embrace the stress”