alexis

facial routine, what is that? makeup? here try this liquid stuff that I use that is 8 shades too dark for you. ur hair? try Suave. fashion? idk, I wear sweats everyday, even to church. btw I’m gonna need u be the parent to ur nine younger siblings.

I keep hearing she’s woke. Don’t care. No idea what his politics are. Don’t care. They both love America. The end.

So after one Paramount card, do you miss this?

@Indemosyd Literally just asked my bank this last week. They said it goes to the state if you don’t have anything in place or at least someone listed as the beneficiary on the account.

People d!3 everyday with no next of kin and unclaimed money in their bank account, who ends up with it ??

“shabat shalomi, happy hanukkah to our greatest friends and allies”

Vine is being rebooted under the name diVine, with funding from Twitter’s former CEO Jack Dorsey. The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content. (divine.video)

@PopBase Legendary Vine compilation

Theo Von has just arrived and took his seat for UFC 322

she’s a 10, but she rewatches the same shows and movies over and over again because she loves familiarity and can’t handle the anxiety that comes with not knowing

AriZona is still 99 cents

outfit repeater meal repeater movie rewatcher i know what i like

for someone who loves to sleep so much you’d think that i’d go to bed earlier

rise and grind

if you think this photo is uncomfortable or inappropriate of YOUR child, then why would you share it to the world? 🤣 if your young child putting herself as her background on her iPad is an issue for you… you have problems (oh wait, we already know you do) #kanye

@kanyewest needs to take a nap #kanye

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Right now, some poor 300 year old lady is having her social security cut off, and it's all @elonmusk's fault.

Beyoncé dancing to it Blue Ivy rapping it Taylor Swift dancing to it The whole crowd saying “A MINOR” Oh The PEAK humiliation for that one on the end of that song. The only diss song ever to win Record of The Year at the #Grammys Oh the humiliation 😂 🎥 @sluggahjells

the rest is still unwritten bro