Joe Allison

@LoudmouthBFC I'm stuck, trying to get to airport. At what point do I start walking from the Taxi?

Not getting home anytime soon. 4 ambulances and 3 fire engines gone past us. I do love the M25 on a Friday!

@UnitedStandMUFC Not realistically better than this year, I can't see Carrick doing better than before, he's not got the experience. As long as we get Champions league then I'm happy enough

🤔 With Pep leaving Man City... Where realistically do you see Man United finishing next year? 🔴 #mufc

@SmartNGmdl6 @UnitedStandMUFC You can't compare those mistakes, what Greenwood did was reprehensible and a violation of another person, a series of abuse, causing physical harm. Tonali was gambling, no victim and no harm.

@UnitedStandMUFC AND YOU DONT THINK MASON GREENWOOD MADE A MISTAKE ?,,you think mason greenwood’s mistake should define him ????,,,you lots are hypocrites

"I just don't think we will go for him. He's too pricey, the agent fees, and Man United won't want to take the risk." #mufc Do you think Man United should go for Tonali?👇

@ManUnitedZone Should be utterly embarrassed by that

FT: Manchester United 1-2 Leeds. Thoughts? 👇

@utdreport Am actual manager for next season, and 22 new players

What changes are needed right now?

@SakaBigSack @AndyRobsonTips In no way is that handball

@AndyRobsonTips Handball shouldn't count

What a fucking goal. Should be a good second-half this as Arsenal go for it. 🤞🏼

@UnitedStandMUFC He's getting boring now too be honest, Bruno is rubbish in the midfield but he still has a lot of creative input

"Ricky, can you please now admit that United are a better team with Bruno in it?" What is Ricky's response...? 👀

@SkySportsNews It wasn't out no, but the defending from Forest was poor in that moment. If United didn't score from it this wouldn't be talked about at all. VAR doesn't work half the time regardless, and no one wants now stoppage for it to be looked at for 10 minutes

🗣️ "He's probably thought it's gone out but it hasn't" Should VAR have ruled out Manchester United's opener at Forest?

@TomKopal1 @NetflixUK You're not wrong, but I still enjoyed it for what it was, but it was definitely going downhill quickly. But at this point they've just pushed it off a cliff

The fight continues for Geralt, Ciri and Yennefer. THE WITCHER returns in 10 days.

@Barclaycard can I use my balance transfer credit card to pay off a @PayPal credit account?

@sunnybehal46 @markgoldbridge Clearly edited and completely out of context, stop sharing this rubbish when its fake

Fat shaming this kid with the size of social media platform Goldcunt has is beyond disrespectful - @markgoldbridge you’re a fucking scum bag

@Barclaycard I've gone though all your instructions and it's all come up with the same error messages. Both online and through the app. I've tried on both my computer and my phone. Everything is up to date

@alli2106 Morning Joe 👋 I hope you are keeping well! I'm sorry to hear that you're currently having some issues getting into your Barclaycard App and I certainly want to get you support around this. With that being said, could you please pop into our DM's and let me twitter.com/messages/compo…

@Barclaycard how am I ever supposed to log into my card if all I ever get is this on the website and a 0002 error on the app? Does it ever actually work?

@idiotpeach I bought one of these treadmills for myself, getting my German Shepherd to use it though is proving challenging, as she seems to be rather scared.

got my dogs a gym membership

@Kelllllyy11 @UnitedStandMUFC @DiMarzio He'll definitely improve, his first season he did absolutely fine, last year everything was shit, and that's not his fault. Sesko has already faced the same, last night for example he was just isolated and didn't get anything to work with.

@alli2106 @UnitedStandMUFC @DiMarzio Doesn't make any sense honestly People keep forgetting he's just 22 and could still improve

🚨 Napoli and Manchester United have reached a verbal agreement for Hojlund! Loan with obligation to buy for €45 million. [@DiMarzio] #mufc

@StretfordPaddck I still think it's a mistake to let him go, we need more than 1 striker for the season. Sesko will have the same issues Rasmus had last year though I fear

📲 Rasmus Højlund via Instagram: “C’mon today boys👊👊” #MUFC

@UnitedStandMUFC @FabrizioRomano We shouldn't let him go, we need 2 strikers for the season. One isn't enough, we'll see the same pattern of play as Rasmus has last year, no service, leading to a huge fall in confidence and then the fans destroy him completely. That's the cutie for Sesko

🚨 Exit terms are being discussed for Rasmus Højlund to Napoli, which will be a loan deal with a €45 million buy obligation. [@FabrizioRomano] #mufc

@UnitedStandMUFC I think he should stay, his first season was decent enough, yes last year was abysmal but then everyone was so we can blame him for not doing better.

Is it better to keep him, or loan him out? 👇 #mufc