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This would literally destroy the North American airline industry. Build the loop.

Best in PA stay in PA 🦁 #slid25tate #WeAre @coachjfranklin @CoachTHowle @CoachTerryPSU @CoachTrautFB @CoachRiz_NCHS @NCtrojansFB

I figure if I take up vaping and grabbing the hog during a live musical, they'll make me a folk hero.

In 2003, Saturn released a commercial that ironically highlighted the inefficiency of cars and how much space they occupy.

Always feel at home with @Pitt_FB. Had a great time at the junior day! Thank you @CoachDuzzPittFB @CoachBorbs @CoachTimSalem

I am grateful to receive another D1 scholarship offer from @UConnFootball! #HuskyRevolution @CoachRiz_NCHS @NCtrojansFB @outerlim @wpialsportsnews @PRZPAvic

Had an amazing time at the @PennStateFball junior day! Thank you @CoachTerryPSU for the invite!

My family and I had a fun time at the @BadgerFootball game today. Very grateful to receive a scholarship offer after a great talk with @CoachKolodziej @NCtrojansFB @wpialsportsnews @MohrRecruiting @Gigler52 @outerlim @PRZPAvic @NCForeverTrue

"What about [insert town name here]??" You asked. We listened! Here's a map of tomorrow's high temperatures for every city in our forecast area database. 😉

Forced birth in a country that refuses to protect children from being murdered at school.

Wait I almost forgot to tell twitter I graduated in 3 years 💙💛#H2PForever

Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet bit.ly/357jEFp

ELMO AGED LIKE TEN YEARS PROCESSING THAT STATEMENT, IM FUCKIN DYING

Hundreds of people have been trapped on I-95 for 19 hours in subfreezing temps. Now would be a good time to have more stuff like this instead of a $700,000,000,000+ military budget.

rip betty white i hope she’s whoopin ronald reagan’s ass as we speak

Heisman Trophy finalists: — Michigan’s Aidan Hutchinson — Pitt’s Kenny Pickett — Ohio St’s C.J. Stroud — Alabama’s Bryce Young

Driving home tonight, I thought about Republicans' floor speeches today on the "sanctity of life". And how this concern for "life" apparently doesn't extend to the kids who were shot today in a school in Michigan. So I turned the car around, and went to the Senate floor.

I think about this tweet at least once a week

Dream Crushed Over Trivial Bullshit Represents Nation Better Than Gold Medal Ever Could bit.ly/3jG6VyO

congratulations to this little freak