Jon Andrew

@SweeperPod @MouseholeAFC

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Located at the tip of Cornwall with the Atlantic in sight, Mousehole AFC are the most westerly football club in the English leagues. Famous for once hosting Man Utd, they have been promoted twice since the pandemic thanks to talented young players who have swapped London life for the picturesque town.

Election Special 4: The Conservatives.

Let the Leagues decide and The FA can appeal if they don’t like it. Muppets.

Don’t mind it 🟠⚫️🟠⚫️

@Andy_JGordon 8.5 hours in Sofia 🫡

Swear everyone flying back from Malta is having a terrible journey, we’re currently on a 4 hour train (aircon also broken) from Bari to Rome due to missing our original flight - the connection of which also delayed. Got mates held up in Paris & seen lads stuck in Athens & Malta😵‍💫

Finger guns

@scottishbants2 @Cobbie_1234 Translate

"Fanny like an empty heedlock....." 😭😭

Like Busses! Having not Won Team of the Week all season long, Holsworthy have won again for the 2nd week running! A 1-0 win over 7th placed Teignmouth with the 3pts pretty well guaranteeing no relegation worries for @Hafc125 after upturn in form. @swsportsnews

@DarrenSpence05 @Cobbie_1234

Gary Lineker suspended by the BBC for upsetting the Conservatives because he stood up for some of the most vulnerable people in the world. The same BBC whose chairman gave the Conservatives £400,000 before helping to arrange an £800,000 loan for Boris Johnson

@WiggumCharm @Cobbie_1234

An official thread on something I love: Fans who make obscenely-long trips to watch their team, and sit by themselves. It's a little haunting, but dead endearing. First up: A 12-hour round trip for this Fleetwood fan to Ipswich. No time for the 87 other travellers. Love it.

@Cobbie_1234 Surely not

I ASK EVERYONE WHO SEES THIS TWEET TO PLEASE RT IT. Tomorrow nurses strike. They will be put through hell by the media, politicians and the establishment. Ahead of the action please share this tweet if you back the nurses and find it sickening that they are being vilified.

Same phone call being made to Kylian Mbappe after he scores a hat trick on Saturday

@francismmaxwell see you, ya big Weegie bastard. Fuckin suck on that Mr I'm a fuckin American and I love fucking turkey. Suck on my big hairy English balls

@UpshotTowers @Cobbie_1234 steamship to an away day and arriving a day late

The 1930 World Cup was absolutely mental. The refs wore suits, the Bolivians played in berets, and the Romanian team was selected by the King... and that's the tame stuff. From premature funerals to managers knocked out with chloroform, here's a short history of the madness...

@LowerTiers @Cobbie_1234

Yer da sui’s at home to Torquay

@SexyPasses @Cobbie_1234

@Marriotti67 @FootyScran @Cobbie_1234

The Bombay Sandwich. God Bless Rochdale.@FootyScran