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@SamaHoole It's a disgusting policy

A farmer dies in April 2026. His son inherits the farm. The farm has been in the family since 1847. The farm consists of: 300 acres of grazing pasture, a farmhouse built in 1892, a barn, a milking parlour, two tractors of varying ages, a Land Rover that runs about 70% of the time, and a herd of 180 Hereford-cross cattle. On paper, the farm is worth approximately £3.2 million. This is because land near him has been bought recently by a London hedge fund looking for carbon credits, which has dragged the comparable value of every field within forty miles upward to a number nobody local can justify. In cash, the farm produces a profit of about £28,000 a year in a good year. In a bad year it loses money. The son also works as a fencing contractor three days a week to keep the operation viable. The inheritance tax bill on a £3.2 million estate, even at the reduced 20% rate, comes to approximately £140,000 after the increased threshold is applied. The son does not have £140,000. The son has never had £140,000. The son has £4,200 in his current account and an overdraft. The son sells 60 acres to a developer to pay the tax. The developer puts solar panels on the 60 acres. The remaining herd cannot be sustained on the reduced land. The herd is sold. The barn becomes a holiday let. A different family eats Brazilian beef this Christmas without knowing why the price went up. The Treasury collects £140,000. The land never produces British food again.

@maybebrayyy It was Hull. I imagined because they would be attacking the shaded end when more tired in the 2nd half. I've just made that up but that's my reasoning

whoever SWAPPED ENDS for the ACTUAL PLAY OFF FINAL deserves jail time

@PolitlcsUK @Telegraph Minimum wage for 40 hours. £400 an hour for 1 hours overtime. Sounds like a plan!

🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage has pledged to scrap income tax on overtime above 40 hours a week for anyone earning under £75,000 [@Telegraph]

@Met4CastUK A nice 19 here. Perfect golfing ⛳️ weather

The overnight UKV still showing 35-36°C on Tuesday. A few models as high as 38°C but they’re likely over-doing it. Either way, the May all time temperature record is about to be oblitorated.

@AnthonyDaytv I actually guessed something right! Not bad at all

FINISHED ON EIGHT WINS!

@AnthonyDaytv Up since 1pm yesterday... bed time

Anyone else up at 5am? 🤣

@AnthonyDaytv 8 I reckon

RTG FUT CHAMPS TOMORROW! HOW MANY WINS AM I GETTING?

@Boro Nervy first half, Mcgree looks knackered already. People saying these clubs aren't good enough for the Premier League need to understand the magnitude of this game. Be totally different games once in the league

Play is paused for a drinks break in the sweltering London conditions ☀️ 🔴 0-0 🟠 '25

@Wilsonmakuu1 @SkySportsNews Exactly. Not crab of the season

@SkySportsNews Arsenal fans are loosing a point here its premier league player of the season not premier league back and side pass player of the season that one is still coming and obvious is rice...

BREAKING: Bruno Fernandes has been named the Premier League player of the season 🚨

@piersmorgan @_DeclanRice

Ridiculous… @_DeclanRice should have won this. Absolute travesty that someone whose team never once competed for the Title wins over a guy whose brilliance all season led us to the Title.

@AnthonyDaytv It is easier now most don't play. No offence

FINISHED ON NINE WINS! MASSIVE W!

@Gazarelda @boroboy151 @FBAwayDays Didn't quite sell out

@andy_bayes @boroboy151 @FBAwayDays Yes we did. We sold out on Tuesday then got given an additional allocation. We had 39k tickets with the additional.

Middlesbrough have sold their 36,000 allocation for tomorrow’s play-off final at Wembley in less than 48 hours. Unreal effort that, fantastic support! 👏

@Gazarelda @boroboy151 @FBAwayDays I don't think Hull have sold out. They hadn't a couple of hours ago anyway

@boroboy151 @FBAwayDays Literally no club has ever bern given that window before. Hull sold their same allocation out in 3 days 🤷‍♂️

@Suejanehall1 @FBAwayDays Love to see it utfb

@FBAwayDays Trying to hide the fact he is going to a game his club have not earned

Middlesbrough fan on the train on his way to Wembley, dressed for the occasion… 🤣👏

@MattPB_ Dickens is a hot material so would go one of the others... Heritage Hampers if have that one!

I’ve got options (Dawn), but for tomorrow, which option do I go with???

@HarryMaguire93 Unbelievable decision. Defence aside the threat you are in the box from corners or when need a goal, it's a really odd call

I was confident I could of played a major part this summer for my country after the season I’ve had. I’ve been left shocked and gutted by the decision. I’ve loved nothing more than putting that shirt on and representing my country over the years. I wish the players, all the best this summer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Huge congratulations to Aaron Rai, unbelievable back 9 yesterday, plotted his way around magnificently. Very well played 👏 #pga #pgachampionship

@bagshaw2112 Mine has the same. Apparently one is less water but both seem the same to me lol

I may appear stupid, but does anyone know why my toilet has 2 buttons ? What do each of them do ?? My toilet is a ‘Thomas Crapper system’ #toilet #crapper

@RealNickAldis 1988, my friend at school had a huge satellite dish that picked up wwf superstars of wrestling and wrestling challenge. Stayed at his one night and was hooked. 1991 before we managed to get satellite/sky tv. Remember it well as was switched on the day of Survivor series 91

Watching this at 3 30AM in England was the moment I decided I wanted to be in this business.

@Titoooo89 @90sWWE Imo this is the big one, Bret might have been back in no time. Some more good storyline with Shawn, Austin, Taker

@90sWWE What if Vince didnt screw Bret

What's the biggest "what if" in WWE history?