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tonight my husband said he doesn’t think human bodies were made to harm each other because the bones in our hand are so fragile that it hurts to hurt

When dices que vas a mejorar but te suicidas

I wonder if in the future of witch hat atelier there will be magic drawn on an ipad. Like in the same way that they use special ink maybe its a special hotspot or something. Bluetooth?

@lesbiyuji Gege akutami from the depths of my soul you will never be forgiven

the concept of a boy who had an expiration date on him from the start outliving everyone he's ever loved and cared for

@beverlypuff Involve me. Email me. SOMETHING

i went in for a bra fitting today and the associate greeted me and immediately bare fisted my boobs under my shirt for the longest 3 seconds of my life. she then promptly told me my size and picked out the best fitting bra i've worn in my entire lifetime

has anybody tried freezing lube to use as a dildo and then when it’s melted ur ready to go

Jake paul nutting be like “its everywhere bro”

Okay girl we're gonna need a bottom

@Mydeimos145726 The bottoms are fighting

We're going to fight for 10 days and 10 nights if you don't watch your tone with me, twink.

@phainomenons Lord i see what you’ve done for others

TO BE A SOUNDCLOUD MUSIC ARTIST 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Yalls coca cola ever start farting? Ever?

Bet ur rubbing ur hands waiting for me to get electrocuted huh

Wtf i have zero recollection of making this post who is this

I love loev love rubbing my face into power outlets surely there will be no consequences to this action

@GOJOMAXXER Only funny cuz its not me ❤️

It should've been all my oomfs not megumi

@DorsallFinn Bro is Reyna ng Quezon City

Was complaining about period cramps and dad just said “they can’t be as bad as a cold”. Like the common cold? You think women cant have a cold??

@moonelation They would try to rob/scam ashveil only to come out crying after seeing the levels of poverty this man has been able to achieve

i actually would love to see what happens when you put these 3 in the same room because I have a feeling the one coming out crying is definitely ashveil

@pissvortex My question is why would she put the boots while in her underwear before the rest of he outfit

There’s this ritual men do where they present stories about women like this to each other so they can call them wackos who cannot see the world logically as if it’s not obvious to everyone else that the context to this is probably something like he just got done killing their dog

@Giliumus Criminals and politicians are the same thing

Bro genuinely thought killing random criminals instead of politicians would fix the world😭

@justburryhere They patched this one. If ur too mentally ill they pull u outta school and send u to the mental hospital

SCHOOL HACK: be so mentally ill that teachers raise your grades out of sympathy