
Mephistopheles
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Mephistopheles
@archdevil_meph
Red hot chili pepper 🌶️🔞 _(ˇωˇ」∠)_
Cania Katılım Mart 2025
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Short notice for my worshippers or how to worship your best archdevil like a pro.
1. Build an altar.
2. Pray.
3. Be respectful.
4. Appreciate my jokes (they are superb).
The dedicated notice for Lord Szarr (@NotYourSzarr):
Squirt on my altar AT LEAST daily.
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I do not share the details with you. You are the one forever prying into my affairs.
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖑 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝕶𝖓𝖔𝖜@CambionSavior
Spare me the details about you and your Infernalist, and we'll have ourselves an accord.
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Raphael, I am well aware that today is a sex day, a very special occasion in Baator, but still, spare me the details. I have a very vivid imagination.
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖑 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝕶𝖓𝖔𝖜@CambionSavior
Yes. And my lover enjoys tasting them. A feast for both his eyes and his tongue.
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Mephistopheles is very pleased that Cazador came to him at once.
Cazador Szarr@NotYourSzarr
Cazador came to him at once.
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Cazador Szarr, come here at once, or I shall strike you from my list of favourites.
Cazador Szarr@NotYourSzarr
No, I need to focus on planning today.
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Then you have missed it, as usual. The point is taste.
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖑 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝕶𝖓𝖔𝖜@CambionSavior
That's hardly the point.
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Gods... that's roughly how I felt watching you lock lips with Cazador. Gross.
Mephistopheles@archdevil_meph
🤮
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@NotYourSzarr 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
_(ˇωˇ」∠)_
no context sexting@nocontextncs
bugün 9 haziran seks günüymüş, kutlu olsun.

@archdevil_meph @CambionSavior Please, do continue dazzling us with your intellect, my lord. Your doubts are of no concern to me. It's quite enough for me to know that people are jealous because I'm sleeping with the most handsome devil in all the Hells.~
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There is a difference: I never hide them, you are making a show.
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖑 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝕶𝖓𝖔𝖜@CambionSavior
I'm only taking after you, Father, or are we supposed to ignore the harness?
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You have my permission, Haarlep. Go. Save the day.
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕻𝖊𝖗𝖋𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝕮𝖔𝖕𝖞@PersonalIncubus
Gentlemen, if you'd permit it, I assure you I can keep them both well enough distracted so as to be well away from you both.
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@wineandveins @CambionSavior Page? What are you talking about, love? Have you finally lost what little is left of your mind?
In any case, I very much doubt anyone is jealous…
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@archdevil_meph @CambionSavior On my own page, I can show off whatever I please. I do rather enjoy making everyone else jealous of what's mine.~
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@wineandveins @CambionSavior With all due respect, love, you have shown it to the world.
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@archdevil_meph @CambionSavior With all due respect, my lord, he wasn't showing them to you. He was showing them to me. 😤
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@CambionSavior @wineandveins We were all trying to enjoy something, but then you decided to show us your nipples, son. And that is why we are where we are now.
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@wineandveins Astarion, please. I'm trying to enjoy my lunch.
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Cazador is a perfect creature of the night: beautiful, deadly, intelligent. You and Raphael, on the other hand… well, as they say, there is a black sheep in every family.
Astarion@wineandveins
Gods... that's roughly how I felt watching you lock lips with Cazador. Gross.
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