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my cake!!!!!

me at my first birthday party with a shadow figure that suspiciously resembles reverend kane behind me when i lived one house away from the house poltergeist was based on

@Graysonwayne95 no rules 🎉

@avasomething Anarchy

breakfast for dinner because nothing matters

if I'm the youngest of my siblings why do I get treated like gob and not buster bluth

as flip flop/slides season approaches, I must remind you all to pick up your fucking feet when you walk

and that's a wrap on dating apps

imagine somebody actually wanted to get to know me and didn't turn the conversation sexual in .5 seconds

@of_thedead i've had mine for so long i'm pretty sure it just appeared on my wall one day

@avasomething wait i just found i have the same poster but i have no idea where it came from

mama a beautiful lead guitarist behind you

@harlem_resist @JosieStratman long island, I went to school with him!

@JosieStratman That’s a Bronx accent if I have ever heard one. Am I right?

Mayor Mamdani is celebrating off-duty FDNY Travis Langan — who punched a hole (!) in a BK woman’s car roof to save her from dangerous floodwaters in Wednesday’s rainstorm. “I saw her face pressed up against the sunroof, and I just started punching, punching my way through.”

made some new friends today

i should be in new orleans right now showing my boobs on bourbon street again

@WalknChrisaster just like he did 💔

@avasomething behind your back while he takes it from the back. life cums at ya fast

should have known my ex was gay given his love of house music, depeche mode, and using grindr behind my back

@BazBombadil thank you!!

@avasomething 1000000/10 perfection

look at her in the sun ✨

starting to suspect the loml is NOT on twitter...

playing og silent hill 2 on pc with no controller because I deserve to suffer

@CyanideHillary thank youuu 🥰

@avasomething Seems my feed showed me only the front view of that outfit and not the rear😂 you look amazing tho

@CyanideHillary it's definitely still up if you're interested, much appreciated either way 😆

@avasomething I think I missed it😫 but I'd happily send you a dollar 😂