Charles Evans

I know some folks only see my tweets on game days. So now that the Bama game is over: who has two thumbs, is a Kansan, and has no signs of cancer? This guy.

@Ascot_Friday LSU fans mad about storming the field and taunting is big "how dare you act like me to me!"

Storming the field and taunting opposing players has always been problematic. It just appears MORE problematic now that it happened to someone other than Alabama players, I guess.

@Christian_Byrd Hopefully both o-lines can get it together going forward. Hope you're doing good too man.

@banditref I can’t disagree brother. Hope you’re doing well.

About as bad of an offensive game plan as you can have. We refuse to adjust.

@mojorizn1 My Great Aunt used to say her favorite Met was Bill Buckner, same energy here.

@banditref Wait. Come again? 😂😂

I thought we'd lose by double digits. We won by double digits. Glad to be wrong. Roll Tide.

@kingcoobeats She'd let me. But I'd want to make it and do a Borg cube.

@banditref how would you convince the wife to let you buy this?

If you wanted to find me on a similar app but with a string name, it would be under teal_house_art.

My grandad got a new puppy and y'all I haven't seen him this happy in years.

@willnevin Totally dominating Sarah and Bill.

I already made $40k this morning — what’s your excuse for not getting anything done?

@gbdawkins Alto is great, I think it's the most fun to play.

@gbdawkins I did not know you were a fellow sax man. Alto? Hell yeah brother.

I recently broke my "no art for family rule" once and it went fine. Then I got lax about it and that has been a mistake y'all.

Family member: Hey can you design some invitations for a thing I have? Me: Sure. Family member: Great! It starts in 45 minutes and the colors are purple, Scottish tartan, and the wind on a June day. Please make it elegant and I'll need six drafts.

Worf's new house. He has overhead lighting and a speaker for his lofi jams.

RIP Choo choos.

@celebrityhottub It's nice to see that the guy who directed all the Third Eye Blind music videos in the 90s is still working.

@BoardGeniuses Always a hot take from a guy who goes "graphic design is my passion" to match his avi to his twitter handle.

Looks like the NCAA is headed for a ratings disaster!

@jonfmorse Look, I'm only on this site once a month now to complain about bad dog owners.

@banditref ALREADY? I JUST HAD ONE 😭

E-lawn absolutely owning himself on his own goddamned website was a pretty good birthday present

This Karen just gasped "NO THANK YOU!" super loud and clutched her chest when seeing my dog. I know he is big, but he is quietly walking on the other side of me from you and your tiny affront to God pug that's barking, lunging, and acting like the mistake that he is. Chill.