ashley

Tbh I was expecting like 2 retweets and a like I’m shook twitter.com/costin_samanth…

me trying to get into Los Santos Customs in GTA

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

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WHAAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGGGGGGG RUN THE BALLLLL

This is how I move around my house while doing literally anything if im home alone

the late bird:

how tf yo breath stink around christmas & it's free peppermints everywhere

it snew

Everybody needs an Ensure or two

Asking my doctor friend dumb questions like she’s my chat gpt

Orangutans are the opposite of chimps.

@uhhhhrachel Yes

ever start spiraling cause you saw a jd vance edit that looks like your ex?

@uhhhhrachel Even better- we had it in the prepubescent Fortnite phase

@bax_ashley it really is a shame that we didn’t work at rockin jump during the 80s cocaine craze

when someone asks Matt Strelo who his favorite workers are

@uhhhhrachel Mad stalking my old tweets bc they’re hella funny

@bax_ashley hi pookie

Fight at Battle High School 9-9-24 #therealcolumbiamissouri

Two Celsius no breakfast