Luke Beardsworth

Ronaldo thinking a friendly tournament is the World Cup is the best comedy I’ve ever seen 😂😂 #ronaldo

@ThePhatKidd Not even a police baton? The one with the side handle….

Out now by Fisher Overprice. Comes with ZERO useful weapons...

@ThePhatKidd Do your balls hang low? Can you swing em to and fro can u tie em in a knot can you tie em in a bow do u get a funny feeling when they’re hanging from the ceiling well you’ll never be a sailor if your balls hang low

My kinda game... 👌🏻 Fancy a few rounds anyone?

@ThePhatKidd @IanJaeger29 Squeal piggy squeal

@IanJaeger29 Just realised what that face reminds me of...

BREAKING: New Report shows that Joe Biden has spent a total of 532 days (40.3% of his presidency) on vacation.

@ThePhatKidd Scary darey

@beardo1991 You forgot to scarper! 🤣

@ThePhatKidd You know that light next to the little mirror….im gonna switch it on yeaahhh and by the morning I think someone’s gonna have a pretty flat battery…that’s it I’m gonna bloody do it

@beardo1991 That Welsh bastard!

@442Wide @jimmybullard

“Chef & Jo, yall carried us tonight” - LeBron James today in the huddle twitter.com/unlikelyofyou/…

@skingx90 🤣🤣🤣

@skingx90 @RyanMarkMac @AvonandsomerRob 🤣 spam is bacon on steroids 🔥🔥

@RyanMarkMac @AvonandsomerRob @beardo1991 the spam king

How are you supposed to eat a breakfast roll with baked beans in it....?

Joel Embiid is the first player in NBA history to drop -30+ PTS -15+ REB -10+ AST In a single game despite sitting out the fourth quarter.

@skingx90 @MetroUK 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MetroUK @beardo1991

BREAKING: Man found guilty of being a gimp. A man who brought terror to a village in Somerset has been found guilty by magistrates today. trib.al/VQeHpx3

@skingx90 @StokeyyG2 @lewisputts 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@StokeyyG2 What if @lewisputts didn’t have a fag at half time when he was getting watched by Luton 😂

What’s the biggest “what if” moment?

@EssexPR @skingx90 It's also what everyone deep down KNOWS!

Let’s be clear A biological man cannot become a woman. A biological man cannot have a period. A biological man cannot give birth to a baby. A biological man should never be allowed to breast feed a baby. A biological man should not use women’s🚽s. That’s what the majority think

Love this energy PHILLY

Reminder that James Harden is the only player in NBA history with 3 scoring titles and 2 assists titles. His talent is unbelievable.

@timmyomara1985 Have a good one timmos 👌

Holiday time ☀️🍺 Portugal 🇵🇹 with the family 💖💙

@davidReddingto1 @TomInch89 @OxheyJetsFans Can you give him any help on how to get an old dog fit again? 🤣

@TomInch89 @OxheyJetsFans Tom,give me a call anytime. Happy to help anything you are doing💪🇩🇰

Great to see @TomInch89 stepping into management for @OxheyJetsFans. Always had it in him to do it. Good luck Tom 💪💪

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