Becca

@BootsHelp hi, I am unable to remove items from basket on app (possibly out of stock). Would be grateful if these can be deleted so can start over, thank you 😊

@BootsHelp hi, have a few issues with an order that arrived yesterday. One item missing and one item is damaged.

3 year old has recently learnt to whisper. Her: “can you say something in my ear?” Me, whispering: “I love you very much” Her, whispering: “can I have a snack?”

@em_watts89 Why doesn’t anybody tell you having two small children is complete and utter mayhem

@beccamorg Actual representation of my life 🤣

Made it through another week of chaos

For those who don't fully understand what is up with the NHS, here is a thread for you that might help. I'm a consultant physician working as a doctor in the NHS in Yorkshire and Wales for 32 years now. I have experienced the NHS at its best (2008) and its worst (2022).

Average London rent £21,984 Average food bill £4,500 Average utility bill £1,500 Total 27,948 Average nurses pay £27,055 A nurse can’t even afford to live a decent life in the UK I will support their strike action RT if you will too #EnoughIsEnough

• NHS Hospital Canteen: ‘Single Tuna sarnie’ costing £3.00 for nurses, paid for out of their own wage • Houses of Parliament: ‘Rum banana tarte tatin with rum and raisin ice cream’ for the princely sum of £2.37 for MPs, paid for by you the taxpayer Nurses’ fight is our fight.

@em_watts89 Last night broke me. I might have to get Supernanny in for next time 🫠😂

@beccamorg 100% it's the worst part of the day! Chocolate is definitely required.

Solo bedtimes with any children under 4 should be illegal *chugs glass of wine *

@katie_rose1102 @ladbible Looking forward to getting this drunk again soon 😂

@ladbible @beccamorg

'CCTV footage of my wife returning home from bottomless brunch' 😂😂

Absolutely. Quite partial to a Pom bear myself these days 😆

Snooty children’s toys are just too funny. My toddler would live solely off Party Rings if we let her, chorizo is not really her vibe.

As some sort of cruel joke my phone has created an album made up of photos of me before I had children. It thinks that’s a different person. FFS.

@WelshSocialism @whatupgangstas a beautiful tribute

It's what she would have wanted

@MuuMuse @katie_rose1102 similar to your shower singing back in the day

Obsessed with this. Absolutely deranged. A complete massacre of the original. Each note more wild and unpredictable than the next. Ending with a cocky kiss, like she just fucking killed it. 100% perfect. No notes.

@nicolaltay Really is. Quite chaotic tbh.

@nicolaltay Ahahaha, this story is ridiculous,

There’s nothing more boring than listening to someone with children moaning about how tired they are but BLOODY HELL IM SO TIRED WHY WONT THEY GO TO SLEEP IM GOING INSANE.

@harrisonjbrock @lozza_rich reminds me of when you saw newton Faulkner on campus 😂