Beth Martindale

Choosing country over her batshit bonkers cousin, RFK Jr., JFK's daughter Caroline Kennedy is an American hero. 🙌🙏👇

President Biden: "I made a lot of my mistake in my career, but I gave my best to you. For 50 years...I give my heart and my soul to our nation...I was too young to be in the Senate...and too old to stay as president. I hope you know how grateful I am to all of you." #DNC

@katehalliwell Oh thank god

The Idea of You is literally so good lmao

@leahlward CONGRATS LEAH!!!!! Big slay 🤓🤩🥳

@katehalliwell That makes two of us 🍁🍂🌾😶‍🌫️

the worst midwesterner you know got their fall decorations out of the closet this weekend (hi)

@boyswithnails 👀

pro tip: when you are having an annoying day just book a ticket to LA for the end of ur busy season

SHIMMER ✨✨✨✨. I cracked the code for the #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway! @CapitalOne, I’m ready to see @taylorswift13 at #TSTheErasTour!

@boyswithnails I’ll text you tomorrow when I am inevitably also up at that time.

the problem with my body waking up at 4:30 am naturally is that I’m ready for a nap two hours later but I have to get ready for work

Thanks @taylorswift13 for spending 6,689 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault). #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/06HL4z0…

@katehalliwell What book tho

i'm about 2/3s through a book everyone is raving about and it's leaving me a little cold.... i'm the problem it's me

@katehalliwell I’m coming over to steal them

don’t talk to me or my sons ever again

@EmilyCrerand “Yesterday is a hard word for me today.” LMAOOOOOO

There’s a zero percent chance that Bobby Engel was the first person donald trump ever physically assaulted.

He really thought he could simultaneously hijack a vehicle and choke out a mf with those tiny little hands 🤣

Hutchinson basically just relayed that Donald Trump lunged for the steering wheel of the car he was in nearly choked out his security detail when he was told he couldn’t go to the Capitol on Jan. 6. Wow.

@katehalliwell I’m screaming

Wordle 218 5/6 ⬛🟩🟩🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 😵‍💫

Wordle 217 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

you know an album is gonna hit when the artist posts a typed up prologue along with the album's cover #Adele30 #RedTaylorsVersion

🎶 it's the mooost wonderful time of the yeaaar 🎶 harry szn in nyc is here and it's better than ever rollingstone.com/music/music-fe…