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难道现在X上都没有男菩萨了吗？

开灯做爱是不是更刺激呀 😛

好奇为什么有些男人口很久才射，打炮几分钟就射？？

@Poor_Richard @NYCMayor something these socialist scumbags will never understand.

When we came into office, we uncovered a $12 billion budget deficit. Today, I’m proud to say we brought it down to zero. We didn’t close the gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets and making historic investments in public housing. Call it Pothole Politics. Call it Democratic Socialism. It's government that delivers for the people who make this city run. That’s what New Yorkers deserve. And that’s what we will keep fighting for every single day.

@blandalytics how do have the cubs offense ranked below average?

Ran a few thousand sims using our PLV predictions from his 2025 pitches, and a typical MLB hitter would NOT hit a HR in ~25% of attempts (assuming the pitches are in the zone)

@oskkpu the first human to shit was an indian guy, so it checks out.

うんこしすぎて肛門からインド人出てきた

@olivierchris @AzatAlsalim yoinkage

A driver of a vehicle in Switzerland ran over a pro-Hamas crowd that was blocking the road.

@AzatAlsalim comin in hot!

@1drcole @joekent16jan19 hilarious

Joe Kent has the morals, ethics, and empathy that the rest of this administration clearly lacks. Resigning because Iran posed NO imminent threat, and we got dragged into war by Israel lobby pressure? That's real integrity. Trump started this disaster, Hegseth is cheerleading it, and Mike Johnson has zero spine to stop it. Kent is the only adult in the room—respect.

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby. It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC. May God bless America.

@joekent16jan19 check out this retard.

@WarrenGuru @DeenTheGreat he entered his proximity, monkey 😆

@DeenTheGreat LAW says he was no longer a threat leaving his proximity , case closed monkeys

Ex UFC fighter elbowing me for the clip knowing I’m intoxicated… ight bet 🫡

@WarrenGuru @DeenTheGreat thats a bitch ass move even after actin like a bitch and getting smacked like a bitch lmao

@DeenTheGreat @DeenTheGreat easy money , this is battery, press charges, get your money. dont think just do it.

@LurkyYuMz @DeenTheGreat aww man, thank you for that ❤️

@DeenTheGreat completely justified. youre such an idiot 😆

@debhow1 @thewriterme exactly. vote with your dollar.

@thewriterme I will stop buying Smithfield. Now I know why pork lost it's flavor. I will buy free range pork from now on even if it cost a little more. Let's go back to good ole farming .

RFK explains why Bill Gates and China have been allowed to buy up our farmland- this should make your blood boil. We want it back‼️

@AlexandraNewla4 @elaheh2885 @volker_turk @UN_HRC get help

#Iran: The killing may have subsided, but the repression continues. It does not solve any of the country’s problems. I appeal to Iran’s top leadership to initiate dialogue and reforms, and to put the rights and needs of their people first. @UN_HRC ohchr.org/en/statements-…

@volker_turk @UN_HRC we're done with words. its time for action.

@volker_turk @kajakallas @KajsaOllongren thats a lot of villains in one place!

When Europe speaks up with one voice, for human rights and the rule of law, the world listens. Very pleased to engage with the #EU Foreign Affairs Council today in Brussels. @kajakallas @KajsaOllongren

@SleeperNFL hes really cut down on the "uhhs". hes improving in more ways than one!

shoutout Caleb Williams for actually giving a good postgame interview

@therealburns3 poor john candy lol

This is so awesome the Bears brought this back Real ball knowers know the Great outdoors