🎶Everything Is Broken🎵

@GlobeBobRyan Even Gretzky would tell you that

Gretzky was a great offensive machine. That’s undeniable. Orr was an unparalleled two-way player whose career was cut short by injury. Orr was a better PLAYER.

@sarobertson_ @RDale89065538 Christy Clark should be in prison

Christy Clark: "If this should succeed, Danielle Smith will go down as probably the worst premier Canada has ever had. If it fails, she'll go down as someone who got lucky and got out of there with their skin intact and certainly still isn't qualified to be the premier of a province."

@HedgeFundFomo How did he know that you did this?

Had dinner with a client last night He has $9.3 million invested with me Great meal and fun conversation At the end, the bill comes $350 I reach for it "This one's on me," I told him He thanked me and we went our separate ways The next day, he called to complain that I had taken the $350 from his investment account to pay for our meal I countered, explaining that his funds are at my discretion, and I thought the $350 was a good investment for him (a nice dinner will motivate me to manage his money better) He disagreed and hung up on me Who's in the right?

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: PCA of the Chicago Cubs has ignited nationwide debate with a blunt statement that split baseball fans across the United States and beyond — calling the mandatory wearing of LGBT armbands a “political charade” and stating that he plays for his team and the Chicago Cubs jersey, not for any movement. Character concerns brewing in Chicago? 🤯

@Derricktgoat @MelanieEresman Yes sir

Carney has NO CLUE what electricity costs compared to Natural Gas. When the temp drops below -20C outside, the heat pump stops working and it runs 100% electricity to heat. Unless you run a dual system with Natural Gas backup, you can’t win.

@johnkonrad Yes sir Mr Kim Jong Un

We could build 13 new aircraft carriers per year with the amount we sent to Canada. CLOSE THE BORDER

@JayGenXer @starbabie1 Did you fact check?

😡 After 50+ years of grinding, paying taxes, and funding the very system that’s supposed to take care of them, the average Canadian pensioner gets about $1,200 a month. A refugee arriving on day one? $3,874 a month — tax-free — plus a menu of extra benefits that lifelong contributors can only dream about! This isn’t a rounding error.
This is deliberate policy. We’ve built a system that hands premium treatment to people who just landed, while those who built the country quietly scrape by on the leftovers. Compassionate Canada, they call it. What world are we living in where this is considered fair? #CDNPoli #CanadaFirst #TwoTierCanada #PensionCrisis

@bangerz You don’t get out much then

i’ve never met anyone successful that smokes weed. not even once.

@KPILLAR4 When a bunch of them got mono earlier on the season I thought to myself doesn’t anyone wash their hands after going to the bathroom?

Never seen a team with more injuries, adversities, issues, illness than this Blue Jays team. Would be nice to just have some normalcy for a little bit

@cptdankkk I don’t like him but he is correct on that

Kevin O'Leary says all you need is $5,000,000 to be secure for life "The discipline is get $5 million and put it in T-bills and just look at it. Don't touch it because if poo poo hits the fan, you're still good" "I roll a bunch of T-bills. That's my fuck you account and it always has been. I buy dinner with the interest"

@kinsellawarren As long as the income tax rate was lower then the U.S. they were ok with it, not sure anymore

Trump on Canada: Companies "don't want to be there."

“Good! Keeping an eye on Canada”: U.S. DEA plans to open new offices north of the border - CTV News apple.news/AxzdRLKv8SpOv4…

@JayGenXer I call bullshit on this narrative

🚨 Canadian expat in Florida just nailed the culture shock we’ve talked about a million times: “I’m a Canadian who moved to the USA… here’s one of the biggest differences between Canadians and Americans.” He’s in Naples at sunset explaining how American retirees always say their kids are scattered across the country — one in Connecticut, one in Chicago, one in Iowa. And the parents? Totally chill about it. “It’s just normal for the American spirit — kids leave the nest for better opportunities.” Meanwhile, if a Canadian moves from Kitchener-Waterloo to anywhere outside a 2-hour drive… family loses it. Mom cries. Uncle’s like “How am I ever gonna see you?!” My wife (who has family all over the US) and I have had this exact conversation endlessly. Americans treat moving state-to-state like it’s Tuesday. Canadians? “You can’t move that far” is basically law. OG Canadians especially — most stay within a couple cities max from where they were born. Why do you think that is? Is it: •Stronger family/clan culture up here? •Fewer economic “pull” cities? •Just the Canadian “stay put and complain” vibe? •Or something else? Drop your thoughts below 👇 #CanadaVsUSA #CanadianExpat #AmericanDream #FamilyMobility #MoveForOpportunity #cdnpoli #Ontario #Toronto #ExpatLife

I am pleased Pete Crow-Armstrong has been fined by MLB for his pathetic, foul-mouthed tirade at a female fan. I do wish he was suspended though, as that would be a bigger deterrent for himself and others in future. What he did was atrocious and a terribly bad look for baseball.

Nailed it!

@kinsellawarren Nice lawn 👍

HABS WIN. I am way happier than I look.

@BlueJaysDad I thought Rodriquez was DFA’ed I guess nobody wanted him

And that’s why Hoffman can’t be DFA’d. The Toronto Blue Jays bullpen needs help.

There is the pot calling the kettle black

@SNETCampbell @SNJeffBlair did the stone cold stunner on him?

As Caleb Joseph was entering our studios tonight, a thief snatched his bags and ran. Thanks to several members of the #BlueJaysCentral crew who chased - and caught - the man two blocks away.

@kinsellawarren It’s so blatant he rubs our nose in it

This is how they'll get him, just like they got Capone.