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It’s fucked that there’s like 100 kinds of animals but only like 15-20 vegetables

Can we finally admit that air fryers are stupid

Bro I never know what mick jagger is saying

Fuck I gotta learn the jazz chords on guitar

The waiting by Tom petty

I wanna open a museum

I need $50000

@olivianorquay Jealous

reconciling with the fact that tom schwartz and i bleached our hair in the same week…

Home Depot closing at 9pm is fucked

Take a load off Bradley

I decided today that I’m going to see if I can find the restaurant with the highest number of brothers. I am on strike and have nothing better to do with my time. Please join me.

@mylodachef Bro thank you!!

Just smashed a sandwich at primos in the GW and goddamn boi it was fire @bigmischman

Grand fuck railroad

Bro…. This is Sparta

Still working on this

I’m chilling and eating raisins tonight

I am 30 years old and my two new favourite things are Santana and Paul Simon

Did we collectively forget that putting vinegar on fries is so good or just me

Gambling on the NBA playoffs is mankinds greatest invention

As I approach my 30s. I am becoming more of a Rolling Stones guy than a Beatles guy never thought I’d see the day smh