BOUNCEBISHH

Some people have never done their own thing for a year+ they had to live up to the standards of parents/job/relationships. I hope you have the opportunity to be your own person. Cuz only then you get the chance to bring ALL OF YOU to the table

It’s always two completely different conversations.

Don’t cry, you look fat when you cry

I havnt been in love since 2019…. This shit got me wylin out I don’t know how to act

“Trump is out of control” THIS IS GOLD 🤣🤣🤣

I wish I could see my entire google history from the age of 10-current. It had to be the most wild, obscure, and diabolical things.

My boys don’t love thicccc women and it sickens me #theyrewhite

*insert angsty tweet here*

@ChickfilA Ayo. What’s the point of me ordering off the app if you guys are promoting me to let you know when I’m here? I could have just ordered at the door. I confirmed order and thought I was done now I’m late for work. Order nowhere to be found

@MackFDolo enjoy that protien boi

@mikehector @slugskee This the most humble price I’ve ever heard If someone don’t snap asap #SHEEESH

X hiding peoples likes is probably the best thing to happen yet. Now I can look at my feed in public without titties popping up

Me all this summer: Hey mom imma have to call you back I’m doin shut with my white friends. Things I do with my white friends

One time last summer this lady walked up to me and asked me for my Venmo and sent me 50 bucks cuz she thought I was hot. I never felt like such a bad bitch in my life and is now the only energy I’m accepting #drizzledrizzle

Hearing your kid call for you in the back of your thirst trap is WIIIILLLLLLD #respectfully

I’m gonna give 30 random people that repost this and follow me and @Pulte $1,000 ($30,000 in total) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours.

Only thing I hate about gangster rap is the people I listen too really be about it so some of my favorite songs get dropped when court cases come up. Never to be heard again. Might have to redownload lime wire

There’s something unsettling about sitting on a warm toilet seat

@Nicole_Coulombe Tell me more

There’s more to life than sleeping in and getting high w you

This girl just slid on the boy by offering a retwist…. Take notes. That’s like offering me candy from a white van, cherbois hoping in

Hot take : this proud hoe phase and feminist agenda that’s being pushed is the reason why men do not feel the need to protect women anymore.