Dale Bright

My right to access a game supersedes your right to immersion. Accessibility options can be turned off, leaving your immersion intact. My disability cannot be switched off. Your desire to brag about beating a difficult game should not be fulfilled at the cost of people like me.

@RunningJonathan @AldiUK Your dad weighs Professor Peppy and tags Aldi about it

@NoContextCounty 30

Zak Crawley currently has 64 test caps, how many will/should he finish his career on?

It's insane to me that people can have several signs in their face about not feeding bread to ducks, and completely fucking ignore it. That's not to mention the fact that bread is expensive. Peas are so much cheaper and significantly better for them.

@StickToCricket @MichaelVaughan Nottingham is the new Manchester?

“Where do you think you’ll be playing in the Hundred?” 👀 The team got this one spot on for Sam Billings!

@SamaHoole @steelgymgaming Tbf. Tesco doesn’t always sell grass fed beef. Sometimes it’s grass fed horse labelled as beef

Quick note for people who avoid British supermarket beef because it's "not grass-fed." Britain is an island in the North Atlantic with approximately 65% of its agricultural land classified as permanent pasture or rough grazing. The cattle are outside. On grass. Because where else would they be. The "grass-fed" label you're paying a premium for in the boutique online butcher is describing the default condition of all British beef cattle. You are already buying grass-fed beef. You've been buying it for years. From Tesco.

HR says I'm no longer allowed to answer the phone with "for fuck sake, what now"

@Jestertainmentx It was nice knowing you. There is only factory now. You won’t even notice the addiction take hold until it’s too late

Factorio was so great last night, that we've decided to play it again tonight! twitch.tv/jestertainment

@Jestertainmentx The Factory must grow

@Jestertainmentx Could be worse. It could be like

Sitting at the kid's table like

Phantom Dive coming through! 🚆 With a Dragapult ex in play and no way for their opponent to establish a new Gardevoir ex, Katy Montgomerie advances to Top 8! #PokemonTCG

@NoContextCounty Ah yes. The fabled Mancuian Elephant. The most common of all Elephants

Because that’s really going to capture the local community and grow the game isn’t it England and Wales cricket board

What the actual fuck

@brighty778 Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon are the Champions?

I'm so behind on what good indie games are out there at the moment, what's everyone playing currently?

@crazyiIIusions The easiest way to tell if stairs are ascending or descending is whether you’re going up or down them.

Which way does the staircase go? In this famous 'Endless Staircase' optical illusion, it's impossible to tell if the stairs are ascending or descending, leaving the observer thoroughly perplexed.

@pepanian07mf @WW_Direct Can’t believe you dropped the n word smh.

@WW_Direct Can't wait for this to flop like do they not know trans people make up a nig part of the whole community

Upper Deck will release new HARRY POTTER trading cards starting with Philosopher's Stone 25th Anniversary 🤩 · Original art trading cards · Including Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Dumbledore and Professor Snape · Two Harry Potter trading card sets Hopefully it will be as good as the HARRY POTTER Trading Card Game from 2001!

@Jestertainmentx @ryanltonge Did you know….

@brighty778 @ryanltonge WHORE SEE?!

At least four of these options aren't horses. 🙃

@ryanltonge @Jestertainmentx I thought it was called Horse C

@brighty778 @Jestertainmentx This is more horse than Zebstrika, it’s literally called Horse A

@ryanltonge @Jestertainmentx Why not horse if horse shaped?

@Jestertainmentx I see three unicorns (arguably four), two zebras, one donkey and one omnipotent deity

Just a reminder the Ashes are null and void because Snicko has hallucinations and Mitchell Starc scrapes the Grand Canyon down the middle of the pitch every ball he bowls, unlucky Australia