Ben Byrne

@Game_Of_Tone Too much variation based on how you are using it

Instead of battery as a percentage, should iPhones show the minutes of use you have left?

@mmmtravis Been living it since '04

@Game_Of_Tone Not a movie but Ahsoka also meets the bar

Found one! The September Issue

#Oppenheimer was great movie… and not like I wish a woman invented the atomic bomb, but what if there was a movie about a woman doing something, surrounded by lots of other women helping her, and everyone congratulated them, and also she never fed the kids dinner in the movie

I often hear people confusing @Waymo with Cruise. The difference is stark. Waymo navigated three construction zones, went around a parked garbage truck, and avoided a stranded Cruise vehicle all on my way to work today. It's a legitimately great driver.

@Waymo @iHeartRadio Loving this already!

Now playing… 🎶 A new music experience for our #WaymoOne riders in Downtown Phoenix and San Francisco, courtesy of @iHeartRadio. Go ahead, sing like no one’s listening on your next ride and tag #iHeartWaymo. blog.waymo.com/2023/03/new-vi…

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@WanDinston Caci O.E. Pepe

Planning my trip to Calistoga- staying at Solage. Here's a perk for friends and family: flip.to/W8OQyE-tw @SolageCalistoga

I know ragging on announcers is #basic and lame, but it is legitimately difficult to listen to Phil Simms #TNF

I want to #wanderthewest with @hipcampers. If you want to, go here: bit.ly/wanderthewest

Make it so RT @SirPatStew: USA...USA...USA.

Disneyland is the capital of questionable parenting.

I'd rather get cruise ship diarrhea than a Pandora charm bracelet from Jared.

@ERHinman @Peterdanclement consider it your first of many gifts

.@ERHinman you'd better tell @Peterdanclement to start getting in shape before it's too late #hinments2015

NEW CONTRACTIONS p'orn -popcorn a'ss -abyss c'um -chrysanthemum an'al -animated special cl'it -clarinet exhibit crem'pie -cremated hippie

If u die in a Hollister u die in real life

$50 says there was a late-night call last week between the F-35 project team and Putin, which concluded with the phrase "everybody wins!"

"Wesleyan is the Harvard of central Connecticut." "Yale is the Harvard of central Connecticut." "You had that locked and loaded didn't ya?"

Hey! @NBA All Star game! Great job if you are trying to be the worst possible combination of excitement and relevance. #whatisdefense