Paige

What should I do tomorrow? Weird answers only.

Interesting to realize there are huge communities, hobbies, fandoms, etc. that I'm so unfamiliar with, I don't even know what they're talking about when I overhear them. What's the last conversation you had that would sound like incomprehensible jargon to an outsider?

@ToriFica This is all I ever wanted. But also. Can I be a Swarmkeeper Ranger and just have a bunch of popcorn floof out of my armor to go do my bidding?

@butshouldI You can join my party

Dumpling Monk (That seems right)

I haven't been to the art museum in forever, thinking of walking over there with my day off. No particular reason to. Yes/no? The alternative is sitting alone scrolling Twitter for the rest of the day, which is also nice 🙃 #difficultchoices #adviceplease

@HorrorNHaunted Coherence

Today is National Refreshment Day. Share any #horror movie scene where a refreshment can be seen. Creep part 2

Hi Twitter! This seems like a great place to get rational, level-headed advice from people who clearly have my best interests at heart. Can't wait to have some positive and productive discussions! #FirstTweet