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Think I’m shitting on you but I barely farted

@NoahKingJr 1984

What’s coming after Artificial intelligence?

@litteralyme0 @grok we running HGH or nah

I'm sorry...

Knowing when to leave the party can actually save your life. Losers stay behind, clutching their red cups, waiting for something to happen that does nothing for their future.

"I have nothing to hide" is one of my least favorite sayings. Just because you don't have anything smart to say, it's not a reason to abolish free speech. Privacy is the foundation of a free society, and needs to be protected at all costs.

It’s all going

Passwords are a pain. Are you fully onboard with Passkeys yet or are you still holding onto your password manager for dear life? #CloudflareChat

My incapacity to deeply comprehend time proportionally and interpersonally. Where to and why? Where’s the urgency? The end is noisy fiction.

@witchwounds Dw they’re offline in the priv channel

sitting in vc alone. send a gif in general. everyone blinks online for a second, then goes offline again. leave vc.

This only a scrimmage

Today the FBI released a #PSA warning the public about Kali365—an emerging Phishing-as-a-Service (PhaaS) platform. Kali365, first seen in April 2026, enables cyber threat actors to obtain Microsoft 365 access tokens and bypass multi-factor authentication (MFA) protocols without intercepting the user’s credentials. The platform allows less-skilled attackers access to AI-generated phishing lures, automated campaign templates, real-time targeted individual/entity tracking dashboards, and OAuth token capture capabilities. Learn more about how the scam works and review recommendations on how to protect yourself: ic3.gov/PSA/2026/PSA26…

Basically everything is cope Rolex is cope for not owning a Patek BMW is cope for not owning a lambo Lambo is cope for not owning a Buggati Bugatti is cope for not owning a yacht Yacht is cope for not owning an island And so it goes on…

@DiscussingFilm Please stop making every movie franchise an open-world concept and admit originality and creativity is dead

An open-world ‘LORD OF THE RINGS’ RPG game is officially in the works. Developed by Warhorse Studios (‘Kingdom Come Deliverance’).

Flirting vs sexual harassment

@johntrified x.com/ThorTorrens/st…

>use testosterone >body stops producing testosterone >use moisturizer >???

Soooo hyperliquid and Zcash????

The Climate Change hoax vanished the moment companies needed data centers. Yeah, we noticed.

9dk 3 but 9m3

COYDOAGTITTWHYB

I, hereby, promise to buy the top-spec MacBook Pro should the Touch Bar returns.