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@StephChiocci Tools

Geez, the Ashcroft boys are… ahhh… confident

@nickeygraham @NicNegrepontis We’re tanking. No other explanation

Jagga not attending one centre bounce is staggering to me. Draft a pure, skillful, agile midfielder we’ve been screaming out for and let him lose his confidence on a HFF.

@NicNegrepontis Gave up before the season started. Firestick + IPTV for $100 annually. So much better

@Observer_AFL Got burnt by this pick. Role was there though so I’m not too worried. Yet.

3 golden rules of AFL Fantasy 1. Don't bother playing, just go enjoy life instead 2. Cash gen is king 3. Don't listen to a word I say

@PletsasHellas @EFCMitch2 Earnt them. Fucking lol You got them because you’re shit 😂

@EFCMitch2 What does this happen to do with anything? We earnt those picks. Had picks 2 and 3 last year that became picks 7 and 8. Absolutely 0 media coverage on it. But now Port and Carlton are being punished while they steal the top 2 talents again this year lmao.

No access to Levi Ashcroft. No access to Dylan Patterson. No access to Zeke Uwland. No access to Harry Dean. No access to Daniel Annable. No access to Leo Lombard. No access to Isaac’s Kako. Eagles compensation pick pushed as back. Pick 2 and 3 became 7 and 8. Pick 19 became 28.

@AussiePunter32 @BradKlibansky And you’re 100% certain it’s illicit drugs? How about you let the process run before passing judgement

@BradKlibansky If he’s not tested the moment the game is finished it’s an absolute joke. Yes he needs help which he clearly isn’t getting when he runs out on to a footy field clearly off his face, anyone else in a normal job who turns up to work like that would be fired & rightly so🙄

That vision of Elijah Hollands from tonights game is very tough to watch. It’s going to be a big story tomorrow and over the weekend. Carlton are going to have to answer a lot of questions. Hopefully the kid is ok.

@AFLFantasy @RoyDT I have English and Richards with McAndrew at R3. Thinking of going English to a bottom pricer and Richards to Naicos. Leaves me with $700k for next week as well

"But what can you do with that $200k?" - @RoyDT is thinking Grundy over Gawn for his English trade. PREVIEW: afl.com.au/video/1492589/ 🎥 STOCKTAKE: afl.com.au/news/1491905/ 📈 #AFLFantasy

@CalTwomey @AFLcomau 9 first rounders for him, and that’s only if he gets bid on in the second round.

Another Kouta in the pipeline for the Blues? Lukas Koutoufides, son of club great Anthony, was a standout for recruiters watching today’s under-16s matches. The 189cm prospect is eligible for the draft in 2028. Harry Dean, Cody Walker… Koutoufides? @AFLcomau

@RoyDT Swapped him for Ed Richard’s last night. Worried about Steele now. Have shares in Classic and draft 😬

Should have backed my gut with Parish… Shit team, game is fast #AFLFantasy

@dillondanis Like this if you’re gay

@arielhelwani Shut up Ariel

Another week, another dangerous referee blunder. Everything is fine! x.com/TakeruCigarra/…

@NicNegrepontis I hope we’re neck deep into talks with Simpson. I wanted Voss to work but it has never clicked. One dimensional game plan and when it doesn’t work we have no answer. He’s lost the team now, no point waiting until the end of the season. Thanks Vossy and thanks Doch. Bye

Again, not watching, but Carlton clearly briefed the media this week that they would not do anything rash around the coach. Welp. Anyone have John Barker’s number?

@NicNegrepontis And most likely Lord & Binns out. Time to just play the kids

Billy Wilson and Flynn Young to debut. There's your 2 debutants.

Do we even care about ins and outs this week? Blues should be naming no fewer than 2 debutants this week. Billy Wilson, Ben Camporeale, Harry Lemmey and Flynn Young might as well all play at this point But I look forward to Pittonet out, Lewis Young in as the sole change. #StickFat

@kanyewest Beyoncé had the greatest album of all time

@MatthewSalt951 Add me salt

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@TheCartonBlues @fantasynut_afl I’m thinking a decent mid and then either a forward or back on the turn. Unless one of the big 3 rucks makes it to me

@caaaaameeee @fantasynut_afl I’ve got 12 as well where are you thinking of going?

Any other pick 1 enjoyooors? Who you taking?

@UptheBaggers Where are all the Andrew Russel haters now? List is in worse shape than this time last year

@morrisperry @pad_nauseum Classless was the Australian supporters booing her before, during and after the match.

@pad_nauseum Classless

This from Danielle Collins is bound to go down well. #AO2025

@CollinRugg @wcdispatch $0 here in Australia. Thank god

@wcdispatch Probably more like triple that. Anyone know what a two-week stay in ICU costs?

NEW: Florida man accepts his fate after being bitten by a diamondback rattlesnake, says he is "cooked" but at least it will make a good meme. Gotta respect his commitment to the meme game. Social media influencer David Humphlett told the snake "good game" (gg) before he was rushed to the hospital, appearing to accept that he may not make it. Humphlett received 88 vials of antivenom and is miraculously expected to survive. He has been in the ICU for two *weeks* as doctors continue to fight the venom. "My reaction was just like, 'Dang it, this is really bad,' ... It was pretty scary because my whole body went numb, head to toe." Humphlett still can't move his ankle.