it's me, cari

archiveofourown.org/works/72198746 shoutout to bobbyalivemaxxing

the wallpaper in the separate houses which also for some reason match

WILD OUT OF PLAYOFFS

when you listen to the glee covers so much the originals sound weird

All this fuss over Achilles and Helen's casting is so absurd because both of them combined probably have a screen time of not more than 15 minutes in the entire Odyssey. You need to be redirecting this hatred to Matt Damon playing Odysseus.

50% of writing is just staring in a daze at the computer screen while you hallucinate scenes

#DALLASSTARS: end of august

ok so let’s make more proshots then!

Do you know how fucking evil you've gotta be to have Stars fans saying "I hope the Avs win tonight"?

Avalanche Wild

#NewProfilePic (atleast until the Avs take down the Wild) Go get em @AvsBernie

Everyone is in jail. Goodnight

.@DallasStars you’re first

Let’s practice counting to 5

well☝️ hockey’s a complicated and nuanced game🙂‍↕️ but it would be helpful‼️ if we scored🏒more fucking goals🥅 than the other team😠

Happy Game 5 Day. Let the horrors commence.

PRAYER CIRCLE: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 the Stars 🕯 WIN GAME 5 🕯 tonight 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

whatever, fine, stars in 7

I would rather have a functional National Park Service than Spirit Airlines.