Carl Leander Johnson

A telltale sign I'm on aux is when "Rasputin" by Boney M comes through the speaker.

The Lions having an over/under of 12 when the rest of the division is at 9 is beyond insane. Is the 4th place schedule that much easier??

"Oh, banger!" -Me listening to my own created playlist every day.

@ZaslowShow???

Did we really just get swept by the god awful New York Mets? 😭😭😭 #DNMW

@RyansVoice Had to come back to this, cuz my man Colin is all over it. 🤣

@calientecarlito I did not have you calling out the bingo card phrase on my bingo card in 2026!

How many years left does the phrase "Did not have (insert event here) on my bingo card in (insert year here)." It's had a decent run, but all Internet phrases inevitably have a shelf life.

Jansen sucks

"Happy birthday to the guy who killed Hitler!" -@PFTCommenter 🤣😭🤣🤣

Stevie Y gotta go. It just ain't working. #LGRW

@bootstrapbill1 You might accidentally crack an atom splitting hairs this small.

@calientecarlito Bad English. Not goaltending. Or Not a goaltend. ?

Bad call. Not a goaltending.

It might be time for the Wings to move on from Stevie Y. 😭

Do you think the flight attendants would prefer our full attention or no attention at all during their lil pre-flight attention?

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA OWNS HOCKEY GOLD MEDAL FOR THE USA 🇺🇸

DYLAN LARKIN IS AN OLYMPIC CHAMPION

Winning GOLD with your brother 🥇 A moment the Hughes family will never forget 🥹

I LOVE AMERICA

Everybody hates the king. Yet we all want to be the king.

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I love nostalgia