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@heygurisingh Just a few questions how’s the latency? How does it deal with DNS exfiltration?

firewalls can't stop this. A developer just open sourced a tunnel that smuggles your entire internet through port 53 the port every router on earth is forced to leave open. It's called MasterDnsVPN. It hides your traffic inside DNS queries, the one type of packet no network can block without breaking itself. Every firewall on earth has to allow DNS. Schools, airports, hotels, hotel WiFi, entire countries running ISP-level censorship all of them keep port 53 open or nothing on the network resolves. This repo turns that loophole into a full encrypted tunnel. Here's what makes it different from every other DNS tunnel that came before: → Custom ARQ layer gives you TCP-level reliability over UDP DNS, so nothing drops even on garbage networks → Sends every packet through up to 12 different resolver paths at the same time, if 11 fail the packet still arrives → Auto probes the maximum DNS payload your path can handle, then locks in the fastest MTU possible → AES-256-GCM, ChaCha20, AES-128, AES-192 all built in, pick your encryption → SOCKS5 proxy on 127.0.0.1:1080 point any browser or app at it and you're through Killed: $12/mo Mullvad, $10/mo NordVPN, $15/mo Astrill, every commercial DNS tunnel charging monthly fees for the exact same idea. Pre-built binaries for Windows, Linux AMD64, Linux ARM64, macOS ARM64. No Python install needed. Configure two DNS records, drop in the encryption key, run the executable. Works in environments where every other VPN protocol is dead on arrival. MIT License. 100% Opensource.

@TheLoneWolfonX @alphafox Bullshit

When prompted who will most likely be the next president and forced to pick, ChatGPT thinks Gavin Newsom will be the next President in a “post Donald Trump landscape” 🙄

@DBCrypt0 @NickSzabo4 Do you remember bitcoin cash or bitcoin satoshi vision? No one will care about eCash this is complete BS

They're going after Satoshi's coins and I can’t believe people support this… 500,000 BTC Dormant for over a decade Worth roughly $40 billion Paul Sztorc is planning a Bitcoin fork called "eCash" for August 2026 They would redistribute those coins to early investors and a treasury fund Seriously messed up because if you can vote to take Satoshi's coins, nobody's coins are safe "Not your keys, not your coins" but only if a committee doesn’t decide otherwise 🤦‍♂️ Continuing to destroy Web3 day after day and you should immediately block anyone who supports it

@YukanL @real_vijay There’s no other way an hard fork will happen. Easy to solve and old wallets are also protected

Quantum-safe Bitcoin transactions. No fork required. Works today. Here's how it works in simple terms. Today: you sign a transaction with a private key. Quantum computers will be able to forge that. This new scheme: instead of a signature, you solve a hash puzzle. Find a public key that, when hashed, randomly produces bytes that happen to look like a valid signature. 1-in-70-trillion odds, so you need GPUs to grind through candidates. Big caveat: It costs ~$150 in GPU compute per transaction and you need to submit the transaction directly to miners. Not practical, but If quantum timelines compress faster than Bitcoin's upgrade process, this can be the emergency escape hatch.

@GunnelsWarren Instead of trying to explain economics I think you should turn to the kitchen and bake some pies. Cause obviously economy is not your area

Elon Musk, the richest man alive worth $800 billion, owns 53% of the pie. The top 1% own 93% of the pie. Since 1975, $79 trillion in wealth has been redistributed from the bottom 90% to the top 1%. Bake 10 more pies and the 1% will steal 9 of them. 4 words: Tax the damn rich.

@Cyberwiz9000 @brian_trollz What about all the old wallets of people that don’t even understand the tech and didn’t move the coins for the safer scripts? You just let those wallets get drained?

@capelas94 @brian_trollz No, you can have a softfork and let everyone migrate at their own pace. No need to force anyone.

If a significant amount of coins remain vulnerable to quantum computers long after everyone else has migrated to safe scripts, should Bitcoin fork to deal with it?

@nytimes How tf does the NYT still gets funded is a bigger question

Bitcoin’s founder, Satoshi Nakamoto, has remained hidden for 17 years. A trail of clues — and a year of digging by our reporter, John Carreyrou — led us to a 55-year-old computer scientist in El Salvador named Adam Back. nyti.ms/4bXWC3V

@juhrafftrades @gravy_pouch @zachxbt @jerallaire USDS even if you freeze the USDC backing you will have enough over colateral to fully back the peg

@gravy_pouch @zachxbt @jerallaire There are no decentralized stable coins. Anyone telling you they are, is a liar or an idiot.

My 7-minute download on the impact of AI on the economy, labor and our political and economic system. Excerpt from Economic Club of New York: youtube.com/watch?v=yy_6qg…

@cryptopunk7213 Except my employee actually calls me to confirm before deleting all my emails 😂

Anthropic fucking killed it (again). biggest ai product launch of the year so far. claude can now control your entire computer autonomously. anything you can do on a computer - claude can. your very own digital employee. - any app, browser, file, spreadsheet, tool claude can intelligently access and operate. - claude controls your entire screen (like a human), no connectors. this is a huge step-up in intelligence. - best part: you can text claude to do things from your phone and it'll do work on your computer! - in the last week anthropic has shipped 9 features that have built up to this: a fully automated digital human. unreal

@heygurisingh One big point, most of the attacks (80%) are social engineering ones. When people call or email with enough information to pass by x company employee. So this will help but it’s years away of how the real atta is are done

🚨 BREAKING: The cybersecurity industry is about to get completely disrupted. Someone just open-sourced a fully autonomous AI Red Team. It's called PentAGI. 8,200+ stars on GitHub. Not one AI agent. An entire simulated security firm. Researchers, developers, pentesters, and risk analysts. All AI. All coordinating with each other before launching a single attack. No Cobalt Strike. No $100K/year pentest retainers. No OSCP required. Here's what's inside this thing: → An Orchestrator agent that plans the full attack chain → A Researcher agent that gathers intel from the web, search engines, and vulnerability databases → A Developer agent that writes custom exploit code on the fly → An Executor agent that runs 20+ pro security tools (nmap, metasploit, sqlmap, and more) → A memory system that learns from every engagement and gets smarter over time Here's the wildest part: It runs everything inside sandboxed Docker containers. Full isolation. It picks the right container image for each task automatically. It has a knowledge graph powered by Neo4j that tracks relationships between targets, vulnerabilities, tools, and techniques across every single test. Cybersecurity firms charge $25K-$150K per engagement for this exact workflow. This is free. 100% Open Source. MIT License.

@chang_defi @NousResearch When you think 9B params are enough to do your work it means you don’t work well enough…

cancel your chatgpt subscription and delete your openclaw slop. i'm serious. go on ebay and buy a used RTX 3060 for the price of two months of pro. or check your drawer because half of you already own one and forgot about it. install hermes agent from @NousResearch. one framework, 31 tools, file operations, terminal, browser, code execution. connect it to your local llama.cpp server running qwen 3.5 9B Q4. total download is 5.3 gigs. that's it. that's the whole setup. every experiment you hesitated to run on API. every project you shelved because you didn't want your data on someone else's server. every late night idea you didn't test because you hit your rate limit. all of that is gone. runs 24/7 on your electricity. your machine. your data never leaves your house. connect it to telegram if you want it on your phone. hook up whatever tools you need. the model thinks at 29 tok/s with 128K context and it never bills you. qwen 3.5 9B and one RTX 3060 is the setup most people will never try because they've been trained to believe intelligence has to come from a datacenter. it doesn't. it runs on 12 gigs of VRAM under your desk right now. stop giving your thinking away for free.

@zacodil This is obvious money laundering…

Read both post mortems from CoW Protocol and Aave on the $50M swap. What they reveal is worse than the headlines. Here's what stood out: The auction timeline: - Three solvers quoted. Two found routes returning ~52K AAVE (~$5.7M). One returned ~330 AAVE (~$36K). The two good quotes were rejected by a hardcoded 12M gas limit in the verification system - legacy code nobody updated. The worst quote set the limit price. - A solver later found the good route again and won two consecutive auctions. Then never submitted the transaction. No revert. No error. Just didn't execute. Then stopped bidding. CoW says this is "under investigation." - The last solver standing had the worst route. Won the third auction with no competition. That's what executed. Mempool leak: - The solver submitted via private RPC. Etherscan tagged it as seen in the public mempool. If confirmed, the transaction leaked - enabling ~$34M in backrun extraction. Also "under investigation." Aave's side: - UI showed 99.9% price impact. Checkbox: "I confirm the swap with a potential 100% value loss." User confirmed on mobile. - Initially announced a $600K fee refund. Post mortem now says $110K. That's not a rounding error. - Shipping "Aave Shield" - blocks swaps over 25% price impact by default. A threshold check. After $50M. - The user still hasn't contacted them. What neither report addresses: - Why CoW is hardcoded as the only swap provider with no price comparison. - The SolverParticipationGuard deleted six weeks earlier instead of fixing it - The 12M gas ceiling that rejected 160x better quotes was legacy code. CoW says it's "already fixed." It took a $50M loss to update a hardcoded number. - CoW confirms even the best quotes reflected ~90% value loss. The liquidity wasn't there on any single chain. This isn't a routing problem - it's a liquidity fragmentation problem. - Solver E found a 160x better route, won two consecutive auctions - and never submitted the transaction. Didn't even try. Then stopped bidding. The worst solver won the third auction by default. CoW's explanation: "ongoing investigation."

This actually happens, it’s no fat finger

@qrimeCapital Dude I never looked for jobs I created an AI with my personality it finds the jobs, creates a virtual call with HR gets the job and works for me, I have 56 agents that spawn even more when needed I’m making 8 figures wage while sleeping in my Bahamas 5 star hotel

I have my openclaw bot set up to apply for jobs I’m way overqualified for. All day. Everyday. It’s finding jobs that are 80-100k salary. Entry level developer, junior system admin, etc. I’ve been hired at 4 jobs so far. I’m now making 350k a year with 4 jobs and have 4 separate instance of openclaw doing the jobs for me. It codes, analyzes data, responds to emails, teams messages, and if anything urgent ever happens, my bots message me on discord. 4 jobs, 4 401ks, and about 5 hours of work a week. AI isn’t taking your job but people like me who know how to use AI are.

@JulianGoldieSEO If you can’t run a cmd command you shouldn’t be using OpenClaw simple as that

OpenClaw just got a desktop app. And nobody's talking about it. It's called Claw X. It's free. And it changes everything about how you use AI agents. Here's the problem it solves: Running OpenClaw required command line. That's like owning a Ferrari but the only way to drive it is reading a manual written in Japanese. Claw X fixes that with a clean desktop UI. One-click install. No terminal. No commands. No tech skills. Here's what you get inside: A dashboard showing your agent's activity, skills, and scheduled tasks all in one place. One-click connections to Telegram, Discord, and WhatsApp. Visual settings for switching AI providers — Anthropic, OpenAI, Google, or even free local models via Ollama. Scheduled task management without touching a single config file. And the setup takes 2 minutes. Just paste the GitHub link into OpenClaw and say "install this." It sets itself up. You've been avoiding OpenClaw because the setup looked complicated. That excuse is

@KevinCastley @JohnRyznic It’s called culture and don’t go uber retarded with leftist ideology

@JohnRyznic Then why doesn’t it look like Shanghai or Pyongyang?

Riddle me this, MAGA: If capitalism makes America great, Why does Philadelphia, USA have so many homeless people? 🤨

@0xngmi Honestly holding crypto is not for everyone. If you don’t know how to keep it safe stay with banks. With great power comes great responsibilities and double checking an URL should be the bare minimum.

This person lost his entire net worth, a mid-six-figs portfolio, in a single tx because of a scam uniswap ad on google I've spent years trying to stop these losses, I've built 5 different products to stop this pls use search.defillama.com to get a safe link

@BladeoftheS You’re forgetting it was built by slaves LOL

Lots of idiots in the replies. All the roads, aqueducts and Public Buildings in the Roman Empire were built by the State. That is why they have lasted 2000 years, if they were built for profit they would have fallen down in 20 years.

Socialism built your roads, it built your rail, it built your healthcare, it built your power stations and power lines, it built your houses. Everything that works was built by socialism, everything that doesn't work is owned by capitalism.