Sales Captain

Large sales quotas can be intimidating but when you're in the middle of a storm, in a fishing boat held together largely by duct tape, you can either panic or start bailing out water with your toilet bucket. #controlthecontrollables

I had never heard of #JanesAddiction until last night, but spent the morning listening to them. Well done to the marketing department #markefighting #imminentredemption #imminentreunion

@_SuccessMinded_ Life is about the chase.

Fall in love.

@PerfectGuide_ The best revenge is to live well

Upgrade your life in silence.

@kunalb11 It would be interesting to do this poll by geographical area

Does someone in your immediate family have diabetes?

@thedankoe Newton's first law of motion, an object at rest/in motion wil stay at rest/in motion unless and external force acts upon it. The difficulty is the activation energy. That's why habit is so important for productivity.

The paradox of productivity: It's difficult to start the task, but once you do, it's difficult to stop.

@AlexHormozi Necessity is the mother of invention

You’d be amazed at what you can accomplish when you give yourself no choice.

Better to keep quiet and let them think you're a fool, than to open your mouth and confirm it

Leinster Rory McIlroy La Rochelle I am finished watching sports

What is happening?

@Positive_Call You can't make me!!!!

Back again, mainly for @ror

@RoryTrackr PGA app corrected now

I WAS LIED TO this is why I’m not tracking without a featured group. He made par on 6

I'm going to lose my job to the gen Z marketing intern unless I can show my boss I understand social media. Follow me. #arsenal

I'm back

I've given up the sauce* and I'm training for a half-marathon *The drink *Stout *Alcohol, I've given up Alcohol @FitFounder

@sama I look forward to visiting as representative of your new robot overlords

We of course defer to the Italian government and have ceased offering ChatGPT in Italy (though we think we are following all privacy laws). Italy is one of my favorite countries and I look forward to visiting again soon!

@GrammarHippy Ten/Ten advice George Ten

Stop tweeting into the void. You have 224 followers and 0 likes on each tweet. So what do you do? You keep tweeting. Is that smart? Here’s what you do instead: Stop tweeting like a maniac and start engaging on other people’s tweets. Can’t believe I have to tell you this.

@SMB_Attorney I will drink one pint of stout for every follower I get in the next three hours. I will drink one pint of stout for every follower I don't get over the next few years. I will drink stout.

I will eat 20 slices of pizza for every follower I get in the next 24 hours.

@SMB_Attorney I will unfollow and refollow

Sending a pizza gift card to lucky number 61k 🎉🥳